Just the other day, I was telling Angela (aka Mega) from across the hall that I felt I wasn't receiving proper acknowledgement for all of my hard work of late. I mean, sure, I get paid and I work with very nice people who tell me how much they enjoy my scripts, but when's the…
June 20, 2011: Dog Day Afternoon!
You know who enjoys sunshine? The dogs! And so, when the weekend rolled around, I was all ready to hop in the car and head downtown for the afternoon when I started getting "the look". You know what I'm talking about. The "What? You're just going to leave us? Okay, okay. Go. Have fun. We'll…
June 10, 2011: Assuming bento duties! Dog pics!
Akemi took the day off so I was left to craft my own inspired oatmeal/fruit/peanut butter masterpiece. Pretty impressive, huh? Akemi took one look at it and made me promise I wouldn't try to pass it off as one of her bento creations. Personally, I think she was just jealous. Long overdue gratuitous dog pics...…
June 7, 2011: Breakfast! Nightmares! And mailbag!
Today's breakfast, compliments of Akemi. In my Happy Panda bentox box = a happy panda fashioned out of steelcut Irish oatmeal and nutella. Also includes various fruit and one of the nutella mini-cupcakes Dede made yesterday - The other night, she texted me a picture of the above. I texted her back. Although I wrote…
June 6, 2011: Our first Transporter: The Series field trip! Mailbag!
We spent much of today driving around the city, checking potential locations for the pilot episode of Transporter: The Series. Pictured above is my brilliant solution to the scene in which our hero, Frank, evades the bad guys by blending into the background. Yes, a closer look at the photo will reveal that only the…
June 4, 2011: A sneak peek at the standing sets for Transporter: The Series! They eyes (don’t) have it! The Stargate: SG-1 season 8 wrap-up!
Yesterday, we took walk through the preliminary standing sets for Transporter: The Series. Granted, they still need a little work (and Paul, Alexander and I did have a few suggestions) but here's a sneak peek at what we've got so far... Widen the pool, lengthen the back patio, a few tweaks here and there, and…
June 3, 2011: On crabs and masks! Chiado restaurant! Friendly comedians! And Transporter: The Series rolls toward production!
The other day, Akemi went to the St. Lawrence Market. There, she engaged one of the seafood purveyors in conversation. The conversation went something like this: "Do you have social crab?"asked Akemi. "What?"asked the woman at the counter. "Do you have social crab?" "Social crab?" "Yes." "No." "Oh." "Do you mean soft-shelled crab?" "Yes!" "No."…
June 2, 2011: Ultron and mutants merely misunderstood? Foodly update! Stargate: SG-1 season 8!
So I've finally started to personalize my office. Rather than hire an interior decorator, I decided to stick with the supervillain motif that made my Stargate workspace so inspirational and the high point of any high school tour. Today, Ultron went up on the shelf. Surprisingly, no one knew who the hell he was. As…
May 31, 2011: News of Note! Stargate: SG-1 Season 8 Memories!
Horrifying accident at Sony Pictures results in the release of 34 Katherine Heigl films. Be careful out there - Compliments of the gang at Cracked.com, here's The Science Behind Stupidly Hot Peppers Chart (The Science Behind Stupidly Hot Peppers [CHART]): Fark.com puts it best: Photo collection of modern North Korea, or 1960s anywhere else Meetings today…
May 29, 2011: The Doggy Defense!
Tim Hendrix writes: "Joe, I have a couple of dog questions. I had to leave my house last week because of impending tornados and my dog, Rhet, companion of 13 years, had a seizure in the car and I had to have him euthanized 2 days later. I lost his sister 2 years ago and…
May 26, 2011: Auf Wiedersehen, Mein Freund!
The above picture is sadder than a boatload of stranded orphans having to eat their au pair for survival. I mean, just look at him. Heartbreaking, no? I snapped the above pic as Carl Binder was preparing to head off into the sunset, luggage and script outline in tow. After a wonderful week of story…
May 19, 2011: Strange messages! Stargate: SG-1 Season 7 memories!
Came across this message in the production office kitchen the other day: Seriously? Flicking the switch kills the lights in King Henry VIII's court? Are the torches and braziers in the royal palace all on the same power grid? And then there was this message that flashed up onscreen during a recent episode of Top…
May 18, 2011: Alex vs. Mac!
Hey, you know what my fellow Transporter: The Series Co-Showrunner, Alexander Ruemelin, hates more than haute cuisine, French moving companies, and guys in black turtlenecks combined? Macs! And not just Macs but the fact that several of his co-workers, myself among them, are supporters to what he views as an elitist techno-cult bent on world…
May 17, 2011: Stargate: Universe Season 2 – The Blockade Bubble Bath Sequence! And Another Mucho Mailbag!
So I was tackling another round of mailbag questions last night when I came across a query that asked how we achieved the Park in Boiling Water sequence for SGU's penultimate episode, Blockade. In the sequence, Park, sporting a protecting spacesuit, takes refuge in the hydroponic dome's collection pool as Destiny plunges into the outer…
May 13, 2011: Okay, try to keep up! The Transporter Team! Dark Matter Ship Designs! Movement on the Anime Front! Stargate: SG-1 Season 6 Memories! Notes on Network Notes! And I Answer Your Stargate Questions!
When Stargate finally ended, I figured I'd take a year off to relax and recharge. As it turns out, 2011 is shaping up to be quite the opposite. As you all know (or should know if you've been reading this blog) my writing partner Paul and I have made the move to Toronto in order…