Check the weather forecast in your area for the Easter weekend as it may call for cloudy periods with a chance of space debris showers –
Out-Of-Control Chinese Space Station Will Crash to Earth Over The Weekend
“According to the European Space Agency‘s Space Debris Office in Darmstadt, Germany, debris from Tiangong-1 will splash down between March 30 and April 2 across the northern hemisphere.”
Do you live in the yellow shaded area pictured above? If so, you may want to consider vacationing in the blue shaded areas for those four days (P.S. I hear Greenland is beautiful this time of year.)
Lab-Grown Meat Is Coming, Whether You Like It Or Not
“Clean meat companies claim the process will be more efficient because you’re only growing the bits you need to feed people—no guts or eyeballs or brains.”
Whoa whoa WHOA! The guts, eyeballs and brains are the best part!
“To help, try to simulate nighttime conditions. Reduce light with a mask, blackout curtains, or—if for some strange reason your office actually invested in one—a workplace nap “pod.”
The workplace nap “pod” – aka Your Office.
Finally, Breaking News! I have a cold. My first in about five years!
13 thoughts on “March 23, 2018: News of Note!”
Aha! So you’re the one! me too, sicky poo. Hope you feel better soon.
“Finally, Breaking News! I have a cold. My first in about five years!”
This year is a bad one for sickness, so no surprise that it finally caught up with you. Keep warm, drink lots of fluids. Avoid other sick people…eat lots of good food…sleep. Now you have an excuse.
I should visit Canada for the space shower and I will never eat test tube meat and I hope you feel better soon. McKaye might have something for that
Um, isn’t Toronto pretty close to that yellow area. I’d at least invest in a good umbrella if I were you.
I have no issues with lab meat. Kinda curious, really.
Re: the cold – stay away from me! (Also, feel better soon. 🙂 )
Ut oh. I live in one of those time yellow stripes. I’m doomed!
Hope you feel better soon! My boss has a cold & I fear we’re all going to get it.
Stay safe. Eat organic. Drink lots of fluids and stay warm. Get well soon.
Feel better soon Joe. Do you know where you caught it? I hold my breath when someone passes by me.
Love this blog. It gave me a chuckle. Sorry you have a cold. I am recovering myself. Take care and drink lots of fluids.
NyQuil at night helps and through the day, Mucinex D will make your nose less stuffy. Drink a lot of liquids too. I hope Akemi doesn’t catch it and hope you’re feeling better soon!
1st in 5 years? You lucky sod, I continue to suffer (in a mild way) with my 2nd of the season. Luckily not as bad as the 1st, which was nasty indeed, if not incipient bronchitis. Should it inspire sickness for one of the characters in an upcoming show? Best of luck.
1. I think I live in that Space Debris Zone, so…D’OH!!
2. Zombies are really going to be disappointed in the lab grown meat.
3. Get some Cold-eeze lozenges. That cold will be dead in 3 days or less. The zinc ingredient prevents the Rinovirus from replicating, thus destroying the cold and its symptoms. Also, Singulair (Montelukast generic) tends to eliminate allergens which sometimes lead to colds. I take that daily. Good for asthma too. Please feel better soon.