THIS is an outrage! Look at this picture. That's powdered sugar on my shirt. And how, pray tell, did it get on my shirt? It got there because the sfogliatelle (Italian pastry) I was having for breakfast exploded when I bit into it, raining its dusted coating onto my lap and shirt front. And who's fault…
November 6, 2014: Talking Dark Matter with WatchPlayRead! Construction continues apace!
My first Dark Matter (the t.v. series!) interview is in the books. Head on over to WatchPlayRead.com for my chat with Ryan Thomason in which I discuss casting challenges, the various Stargate-Dark Matter connections, and the prospect of pug cameos: http://watchplayread.com/wpr-talks-joseph-mallozzi-creator-syfys-new-series-dark-matter/ "I’ve always found it difficult to draw side by side comparisons between shows. If anything, I’d say our series…
November 5, 2014: Dinner with my Toronto Arch-Nemesis, Tara Yelland!
Slowly but surely, I'm reconnecting with my former Toronto friends and/or acquaintances. The other night, for instance, I got together with my long-distance nemesis and occasional script collaborator Tara Yelland for dinner at one of my very favorite restaurants: Buca! Since Tara was working on a production, we ended up sitting down to dinner at a little…
November 4, 2014: Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown – unless the Art Department meeting runs late in which case it rests just fine on the table while you take a little nappy!
Check out the cool slot box label outside my office door. "Executive Producer" would have been fine, but they went ahead and included "Showrunner" - which is nice, but I would've preferred "The Commodore". In fact, that's how I'd like to be referred to moving forward. It wasn't my first choice, but Natalie Cooper already…
November 3, 2014: Well, look who it is! And weekend remnants!
Well look who started work at the Dark Matter production offices today. It's none other than Trevor Finn! Blog regulars know that my working relationship with Trevor goes way back. From his humble beginnings as Associate in Charge of Draining My Pet Baboon's Anal Glands to Story Editor/Script Coordinator - he's come a long way, baby. Trevor…
November 2, 2014: Chef Rob Belcham in town! Special dinner at Porzia!
A couple of days before my departure for Toronto, I received an email from Chef Rob Belcham (formerly of Fuel and Refuel and Fat Dragon, presently of Campagnolo and Campagnolo Roma - all in Vancouver) informing me that he would be in town for a special one-night only dinner at Porzia Restaurant ( 1314 Queen…
November 1, 2014: Settling in!
Well, it's been about two weeks since the move to Toronto and I'm pleased to report we have more or less settled in. We've met quite a few very nice people in that short time - also, a number of weirdoes. But I suppose that's to be expected. Toronto is a bigger city. Also, unlike Vancouver,…
October 31, 2014: Remembering Wray Douglas
I received word today of the passing of longtime Stargate Special Effects Supervisor Wray Douglas. It's shocking and sad when someone so young leaves us, but doubly so when it's someone as gentle and even-keeled as Wray. Despite the occasional onset chaos or the rigorous demands of his job, he was always the calm in the…
October 30, 2014: Introducing Kim Morrison! Construction continues! Building the bridge!
She's like a shadow in the night - dark, mysterious, silent and stealthy. One second she's there, the next she's gone. Then, she's sitting behind you, sipping her coffee! I've never seen her come or go and yet, somehow, whenever I turn a corner, she'a there - appearing as if by magic. Her name is Kim…
October 29, 2014: Dark Matter Pre-Production! Set construction begins!
After a seemingly endless wait for the show to get green the light, we're now charging full speed ahead toward our January production dates. This week, construction began on our standing sets. First up, our ship, The Raza, which will include the bridge, corridors, an infirmary, mess hall, training room, various corridors and airlocks. The…
October 28, 2014: Introducing Caitlin Brown!
"So what does Caitlin do?"I asked as part of my first day bid to know absolutely everything about absolutely everyone. "She's Head of Business Affairs,"I was told. "No, really." "Really." Really? Caitlin Brown was one of the very first people I'd met. She'd come into my office and chatted about film, television, and books (she's…
October 27, 2014: Introducing Elliot Sokolsky!
Remember the character of Radar O'Reilly in M*A*S*H*? Not the later naive Iowa farm boy he turned into, but the astute and wily operator we're initially introduced to - the clever contriver who could always manage to get his hands on the most elusive of items: chocolates, meds, a jeep. If you needed something, Radar…
October 26, 2014: The Weekend Update!
Thanks to all of you inquiring about Bubba and his separation anxiety issues. He's actually doing much better now as I suspect he's grown a little more comfortable in the new place. Unfortunately, we move to the even newer place tomorrow - so let's hope it's an easier adjustment. I have noticed, however, an increasing…
October 25, 2014: Casting Dark Matter!
The six-person crew of a derelict spaceship awakens from stasis in the farthest reaches of space. Their memories wiped clean, they have no recollection of who they are or how they go on board. The only clue to their identities is a cargo bay full of weaponry and a destination: a remote mining colony that…
October 24, 2014: Introducing Natalie Cooper!
Anyone will tell you that the toughest thing about starting a new productions isn't the casting or the scriptwriting or ensuring that it all falls within the allotted budget. No, the toughest thing about starting a new production is remembering everyone's name. It's a problem that plagued me my many years on Stargate. My writing…