My annual health check-up has been moved up from end of October to end of September which means I have only two weeks to adjust my routine in order to fool the blood test.  To be fair, I don’t have to make any major tweaks.  I start every morning with apple cider vinegar, olive oil and physillium.  I do a shot of kefir before every meal.  My lunches are bountiful but my dinners are usually light and I bookend my day with stretches and cardio.  No eating after 6:00 p.m. and I’ve informed Akemi I’l be limited myself to a mere single dessert every two days (not counting dark chocolate which is a daily indulgence but I don’t really count as dessert).  Also, until my appointment, I’ll be alternating my dinner between sardines canned in olive oil and soft-boiled eggs, both with fruit and green veggies.  Last time I was in, my cholesterol was creeping up so curious to see how this new diet and physillium routine changes things – if at all.  I have a friend my age whose blood pressure has been creeping up despite his lifestyle changes.  No doubt genetics have a lot to do with it.  Don’t recall my father suffering from either high blood pressure or high cholesterol.  His serious health issues were self-induced, the result of a lifetime of smoking.  My mother, on the other hand, has proven fairly resilient despite a diet heavily weighted towards frying in corn oil – until about a little over a year ago.  But, to be fair, she’s 91.

Also, the last time I was in, I got on the treadmill and had them run an EKG that showed something they called “scooping” which looked ominous on the graph but the doctor didn’t seem particularly concerned so I guess I shouldn’t be (?).

While I’m in,, I should also mention the fact that, over the past three months or so, my neck has been stiffening up at night (possibly the very latent effects of being hit by a cyclist and bouncing my head off the pavement back in January).  I’m fine during the day but I wake up in the dead of night, incredibly sore.  Also, I’ve noted the occasional flash headache (coming and going in seconds) and wondering what that’s about.  Remind me to ask.

Otherwise, a-okay.  I’ve got a big week ahead of me starting tomorrow when I join Darren Sumner for what will no doubt be another Stargate-centric chat on his Dial the Gate channel…

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That’s 10 am PT/1 pm ET.  If you have questions, you can post them in the chat and Darren or I will field them.

Then, Monday, I’m doing a Q&A for a comic book class (For real!), followed by a pre-pitch call.  The actual pitch is on Wednesday.  I’ll be pitching a t.v. adaptation of a cult fantasy/horror film from the 90’s.  The hope is that my idea will so wow the studio that they will actually want to develop it.

Other than that, I’ve got some reading to do!  I’m 8 2025 crime reads away from 200 and the release of a full ranked annotated rundown.  Watch for it!


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13 responses

  1. Regarding headaches, Joe:
    Does your chin curl towards your chest while sleeping? (Ask Akemi.)

    I’ve learned to guard against morning headaches by sleeping with a small pillow tucked between chin and chest. (TMJ and neck issues)

    Alternatives: Cervical collar or balled socks wrapped in bandanna and tied around neck.

    1. Thanks for the tip.

  2. I get flash headaches so please make sure to let us know what the good doc says about them!

    1. Will report back.

  3. You will have good health test results!

    1. Thanks, Christina.

      1. Joseph Mallozzi, you look so young and healthy- as everybody noticed and said in the Live Chat of the today Dial the Gate Interview – that you have to come back with good test results!

  4. I know you say that every year, but I would strongly advise you to not change your diet or anything you are regularly doing before your annual doctor appointment. If you make changes now, how will you actually know if something you are doing should or should not be changed? Wait for the results and any doctor recommendations to your diet or exercise routine.

    Also, start making a list NOW of things you want to bring up or get advice about. We are getting older and need to be up front and more honest to meaningful changes that can be beneficial and made if needed. I would not worry about you. With Akemi’s knowledge, her Japanese cooking and care, both you and Sharky are extremely well taken care of.

    Start the list now and let us know how well it goes!

    1. Sound advice. Thanks.

  5. Oh and also, good luck with your Comic Book class. I still have your Comic book DARK MATTER. It was VERY good. Great story, interesting characters, and artistic drawings. Very well put together. The TV series was darn good too! All the actors were people you cared about. It should have lasted a lot longer!!

    1. I agree!

  6. I’ve been trying the apple cider, too. If you don’t mind me asking, how much do you take?

    As I age, my metabolism has slowed down.

    Good luck with the interview!

    A month is good bit of time, but good luck with that, too.

    I have a spinal epidural scheduled on Oct 1st and a mom visit (6 hrs of driving) on the 3rd. 😬
    Are you continuing with Columbo? I’ll trying and work in an episode today.

    👋🏻

    1. I usually do a a pinch of cinnamon, a quarter lime juice, and 2 table spoons of apple cider vinegar with lots of carbonated water about an hour before lunch.

      Yes, We’ll be continuing with Columbo. I just have to set up the schedule.

      And good luck on your procedure!

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