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This episode aired February 10, 1974.

The computer room set was a re-use from The Andromeda Strain (1971).

Robert J. Walker, who played Neil Cahill, is perhaps best known for portrayal of Charlie Evans in the Star Trek episode “Charlie X”.

Jessica Walter, who portrayed the enigmatic Margaret Nicholson, would later play the matriarch Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development.

The pivotal “burnt match” in this episode proved to be Peter Falk’s favorite clue in the show’s run. Said Falk: “Great clue. Really great clue. One of the few that really stands out.”

My thoughts on this episode in chronological viewing order…

Man, war-games have come a long way since this episode was shot.

“We will postpone the rest of WWIII until after lunch, gentlemen.”

This Dr. Nicholson is just begging to get himself murdered: “It’s on paper in my filing cabinet. The evidence.”

The collars on some of these shirts!

Hey, it’s Robby the Robot! Twilight Zone, Lost in Space, now Columbo. It’s great to see he found steady work after Forbidden Planet.

Steven Spelberg, Boy Genius, was of course, a tip of the hat to wunderkind Steve Spielberg who directed the show’s first episode, “Murder by the Book”.

The file can be found under either F for Finch or P for Plagiarism.

Love this scene of Dog being kicked out of the canine academy. Not only is he expelled, but he isn’t even allowed to stay for a few hours while Columbo investigates. “I’m sorry he demoralizes the other students.” My favorite line in this episode.

The only thing missing from the crime scene is a can of heroin. But, to be fair, I’m always misplacing mine. Did you check the back of the pantry?

“He’s my husband, not my father.” Ouch.

This episode is oddly directed. And oddly edited.

It’s not surprising that Columbo suspects the murder scene was staged – and sloppily at that. Should’ve enlisted the help of that boy genius.

The Mystery of the Missing Pipe.

Aha! Columbo clocks the cigar. Boy, clues here are so clunkily introduced that even the West Midlands Police could solve this one.

Love seeing Dog lively and happy. And licky!

Getting the car pool mechanic to take the kid to the movies was clearly not the genius move he thought it was at the time.

Aha! The odometer discrepancy.

Boy, Cahill really didn’t think this one through. This is, by far, the sloppiest murder committed on this show to date. And this guy is supposed to be brilliant?

Dog has separation anxiety. Just like Sharky!

“Looks like this pipe has been run over by a car.” A bit of a leap, but okay. “This pipe looks like it was run over by a midnight blue 1968 Mustang convertible!”

The injuries were consistent with those of a hit-and-run victim!

Columbo is able to wipe the shoe polish off the scuffed door. Man, Nicholson must have really slathered those shoes right before his murder.

The Boy Genius was too smart to be a cop.

Any normal dog would be freaked out being walked like that by a robot.

Who would know that it was heroin as it was labeled with its chemical designation? Rather than clearly being labeled “HEROIN” or “GET SUPER HIGH WITH THIS!”.

Columbo pays Neil a visit, questions him, then the dead man’s wife shows up and Columbo leaves. Uh, what kind of relationship does the bereaved have with boy half her age?

Why didn’t Dr. Cahill kill Margaret too? After all, it was made clear early on that she also knew the truth and was trying to convince Neil to come clean.

Maybe the robot can help figure out the murder through its computational powers of deduction.

“Oh, something just computed,”says Columbo in probably not the best line in this episode.

“We’ll discuss this later, young man. You get back to your lab.” This one got a chuckle though.

“When a case get too tough, I got to talk to my wife,”says Columbo. It’s the same with a tricky script!

Columbo arrests the wrong man. On purpose?

Yes. And uses the prospect of a murder charge to squeeze a confession out of his father. Not sure about the ethics of that move.

Well, I’m glad that’s over. Boy, season 3 has been a roller coaster with some lofty highs and lowly lows. And this episode was pretty low. Setting aside the dated “futuristic set-up”, this episode had a lot not going for it. Cahill stages the murder to look like a drug robbery but, at the same time, also makes it look like a falling out between friends. Why the need to do both? Well, the reason is obvious. The writer needed the crime scene to look like a falling out so that Cahill could smoke the cigar and leave the match behind that would later incriminate him. Sort of. Meanwhile, Margaret Nicholson, the dead man’s less-than-grieving widow remains a mystery throughout, inexplicably standoffish about her husband’s death. And don’t get me started on the Gotcha! that hinges on Columbo knowingly arresting an innocent man in order to force a confession. I cannot believe I’d watch an episode this bad so soon after Candidate for Crime. In the end, not even Dog could save this one.

My revised episode rankings: 1. Any Old Port in a Storm, 2. Double Exposure, 3. Double Shock, 4. A Stitch in Crime, 5. Death Lends a Hand, 6. Suitable for Framing, 7. Publish or Perish, 8. Dagger of the Mind, 9 Requiem for a Falling Star, 10. Prescription: Murder, 12. Murder by the Book/Ransom for a Dead Man (tie), 12. Lady in Waiting, 13. Etude in Black, 14. The Most Crucial Game, 15. Blueprint for Murder, 16. Lovely But Lethal, 17. The Most Dangerous Match, 18. The Greenhouse Jungle 19. Dead Weight, 0. Short Fuse, 21. Candidate for Crime, 22. Mind Over Mayhem.

Finally, let’s consider whether or not Columbo has enough evidence to make the murder charge stick. Will Cahill be found GUILTY or will his defense secure an ACQUITTAL? Well, on the one hand the evidence against him is circumstantial. On the other hand, he did make a confession. BUT he did so under duress and if his lawyer hammers Columbo on his unscrupulous tactics in forcing that confession, then the argument could be made that he confessed to a crime he did not commit in order to protect his son. In which case it’s an ACQUITTAL.


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9 responses

  1. And now for saving USA film industry…God help us…

  2. “The Boy Genius was too smart to be a cop.” Did you ever watch “Malcom in the Middle”? One episode of that Malcom showed his aptitude test. It showed he could be anything. I still laugh about that one because the guidance counsellor on the show was so jealous.

    I didn’t mind this episode. It wasn’t the greatest but it had some fun stuff, like the dog. That’s got to be the younger replacement dog you talked about. Dog (isn’t that its name?) was much more active than in previous episodes.

    Why would you pick an adult you didn’t know well to take this kid to the movies? It doesn’t matter if the kid is a genius or not. Gave me the heebie jeebies. A genius kid can get abused or murdered, too.

    I like Robbie but what if he rolled over the dog or got tangled in the lease? It was good seeing Robbie, again.

    1. Joseph Mallozzi Avatar
      Joseph Mallozzi

      Yeah, I laughed when the mechanic was like: “On the night of the murder, I was taking some kid to a movie.”

      1. I meant leash, not lease. Although, leases can be complicated….

  3. Highlights:

    Robby The Robot. As I’ve said before, I’m a huge Forbidden Planet fan so it was great to see Robby again. Although I didn’t like the modifications to his legs and I missed his voice. In reality this was a replica of the original Robby. The original was in a movie memorabilia museum since 1971 and was later sold at auction in 2017 for over $5 million!

    The old computer gear. As a computer nerd I always like to see old computer stuff. The main control panel was mostly Hollywood nonsense but the reel to reel tape drives and hard disk units in the background were genuine Control Data equipment.

    Little Stevie Spelberg. Love the nod to Spielberg and the actor who played him was excellent!

    Lowlights:

    Pretty much everything else.

    The murder was sloppy. He borrowed a car to try to frame his assistant but what motive would his assistant have? Why move the body? Did he think the police would think the victim fell over and broke his legs, pelvis, and skull? As you say, why stage a robbery and then also stage a meeting? Plus, I’ve worked in a few chemistry labs in my time and chemicals are never labelled with just their chemical formula. It is too easy to mistake one chemical for another. They always have their common and/or chemical name on the label as well.

    I was convinced the wife would be next to be murdered and was surprised when she wasn’t. Cahill must have known his son was weak willed and would be easily convinced to do the right thing.

    The gotcha was really dodgy. Columbo has done some questionable stuff in the past but deliberately arresting the wrong person and putting them through that ordeal is awful! And it was going to take 24 hours for the son to be released! Why not get on the phone and arrange for him to be brought back immediately? “Nah, too much hassle. I’ll just sit down with the real murderer and smoke a cigar with him.” Dick move, Columbo.

    I agree that Cahill is being ACQUITTED for this one. The motive is there, the evidence, while circumstantial, is probably strong enough, but a good lawyer is getting his client acquitted on a technicality. I doubt this will ever get to trial.

    1. Joseph Mallozzi Avatar
      Joseph Mallozzi

      ” The original was in a movie memorabilia museum since 1971 and was later sold at auction in 2017 for over $5 million!” I wonder who the buyer was.

      “Why move the body? Did he think the police would think the victim fell over and broke his legs, pelvis, and skull?” Another solid point.

      “And it was going to take 24 hours for the son to be released!” Yeah, that made me laugh. At some point in that 24 hour period when the kid was in his cell agonizing over the fact his life was over, they must have told him.

  4. Just some quick thoughts…

    I couldn’t stand the kid or the robot – one reason I rarely watch – or even sleep to – this episode. However, the thing that everyone else dislikes (the entire murder everything) is the one thing I do enjoy. I read and watch a lot of murder mysteries, and after a while the murders (and clues) are all the same. At least most of the dodgy Columbo murders aren’t just cookie cutter plots found in every other detective show out there (although, a few have been copied in some recent British mysteries I’ve watched – I must start taking note of them).

    That said, the ‘arresting the innocent guy to flush out the bad guy’ has been done in many, many books and shows. Or, at least the threat of arrest. So that doesn’t seem too weird as it’s a very common mystery trope.

    My biggest “Say WHAAAAA….!” is sending the kid out for a ‘movie date’ with a car mechanic. AND the mechanic agreeing to do it! That would be SOOOO creepy by today’s standards. But this was before the mass exposure of pedophiles, and although John Wayne Gacy was already at work doing his horrific deeds, his arrest didn’t come until later in the 70s. I remember it well, and it left a lasting impression on me because it was something I would never have imagined. Some of us were fortunate enough to be clueless about such things. But after Gacy’s arrest, more incidents of pedophilia were reported by the media, and more victims came forward, and so today we are much more sensitive to the idea of a grown, relative stranger taking a child, alone, to a drive in movie. Our innocence has certainly been lost.

    A side note: It’s amazing how much Robert Walker Jr. looked like his father, Robert Walker Sr. (Strangers on a Train). When I was younger I thought they were the same person!
    Interestingly – and tragically – Robert Walker Sr. died at the age of 32 from a doctor/psychiatrist-injected dose of amobarbital, while one of RWS sons, Michael, died from an injection of propofol during surgery. So sad.

    Okay – that’s all I got. Again, I will have to wait on ranking this one, but it’ll probably fall in the middle somewhere. I don’t hate it, and if it wasn’t for the robot and annoying kid, I would probably rank it higher. (On a positive note, a ‘remake’ of sorts of this episode was made a couple of years later, with a smart kid – albeit older than this boy – and a room full of brainiacs, and it is one of my favorites!)

    das

    1. Joseph Mallozzi Avatar
      Joseph Mallozzi

      ” I read and watch a lot of murder mysteries, and after a while the murders (and clues) are all the same.” What were some of your favorite clues across the varied crime shows and books you have watched and read.

      “Robert Walker Sr. died at the age of 32 from a doctor/psychiatrist-injected dose of amobarbital, while one of RWS sons, Michael, died from an injection of propofol during surgery.” Wow. Unbelievable.

  5. I just got in from a big day out, so I will have to think about that question. Agatha Christie had some very good ones, but I haven’t re-read any of her books lately (and I don’t trust the tv versions for accuracy), so I must ponder your question. I DO know several ones from Columbo episodes, but I don’t want to spoil any upcoming viewings, though I will give a hint for one of my favorites: it involves poison. 🙂

    das

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