I need these!
To add to my gargantuan supervillain collection gathering dust in our guest room.
The appointed experts of the current crackerjack administration…
This is terrifying.
This is the Chair of the Council of Economic Advisers, the agency providing the President with economic advice on domestic and international economic policy.
Has no idea WTF he is talking about.
Credit to @DylanLeClair_ pic.twitter.com/iaDhiNy2K7
— The Wolf Of All Streets (@scottmelker) May 3, 2024
Question “Whats on the ‘dark side’ of the moon?”
Answer “We don’t know”
🙈🙉🙊 pic.twitter.com/3E2gfsySAE
— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) April 23, 2024
Meanwhile…
"……the day she was put down was the day she massacred livestock that were part of our neighbors, attacked me, got some school kids hooked on crystal meth, and posted a bunch of pro-Putin tweets so I had to make the hard decision…" https://t.co/EBlZOIsfed
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) May 2, 2024
I worked with a line producer who swore by raw onion sandwiches – washed down with a glass of buttermilk. https://t.co/cuCuRT2THe
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) May 2, 2024
Which makes me flashback to this undefeated writer’s room sandwich –
Gif me a fantastic ending pic.twitter.com/0YUWnAAsWO
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) May 1, 2024
And don’t say The Sopranos. Them’s fighting words.
Perhaps more disappointingly, fewer than 2% mentioned hippo insemination.
"Only 32 of the Top Movies in the Last Decade Say Climate Change Exists — Study" https://t.co/wFZ3kXCG1Z via @IndieWire— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) May 1, 2024
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I remember that “sandwich”. It was pathetic. I hope you let them know about it. It looks like a mistake. A big one.
Yes, the news seems more and more like parody. It’s depressing to hear the cheerleaders agreeing with their side. They can’t possibly agree with some of that bull crap but …
It reminds me of an episode of Murphy Brown. Did anyone watch that series? Wallace Shawn’s character was a political shill and he kept saying outrageous things. Murphy: “You don’t really believe that, do you?” Shawn’s character “Apparently, I do.” He visibility cringed and Wallace has that great shaky, whiny voice. It was hilarious and sadly, a commentary of real life politics in action.
On yesterday’s post: I don’t have Apple TV anymore but thanks for the reviews. You had a couple on Netflix. Killer Soup is a good title but I will skip that one. Thanks for taking that bullet. 😆 I wouldn’t have watched Elite, anyway. The teen shows don’t appeal to me anymore.
What’s up for today, anyone? I’m going to do a few miles on the thread mill, clean out the car (from my mom trip) and then, I’m finally going to watch season 5 of the Unforgotten. I’m going to miss Nicola Walker’s character.