The world is ending! You can have one final meal at any RESTAURANT of your choice. Where are you going and what are you having?
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) August 9, 2023
I’m doing the omakase at Sushiso Masa in Tokyo.
My wife has informed me that she just ordered something called "paper incense for dogs" from Korea. 🤷
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) August 8, 2023
Such is the business…
Idiots hirings idiots hiring competent people who end up constantly frustrated trying to do their jobs because they are working for idiots who answer to idiots.
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) August 8, 2023
Everyone else:
When's Witcher coming back?
When's Wheel of Time coming back?
When's Lower Decks coming back?Me:
When's Liziqi coming back?— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) August 3, 2023
Your LaCroix flavor preference offers insight into your very soul.
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) August 10, 2023
People who choose the hibiscus or key lime should be viewed with trepidation.
Today’s Yes/No…
Crown the One Pounder? Yes/No
4 beef patties, 6 slices of cheddar, 4 types of cheese baked into the bun, 1.1 lb, 1,399 calories.https://t.co/xcGFEZvWql— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) August 11, 2023
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