Just saw a trailer so bad that I am genuinely concerned for the execs who green lit it.
— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 14, 2022
Just found a VISA and dropped it off at the issuing bank.
Months ago, found a VISA that ended up belonging to someone in my building.
Last year, found a driver's license and tracked down the owner online. She was disappointed I hadn't found her phone too.
I can only find so much.— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 15, 2022
If I was going to retire from writing in favor of another job, this might be it –
A zookeeper gives penguins a cooling shower from a watering can, 1930. pic.twitter.com/4Q8gHGiUO6
— History Defined (@historydefined) July 14, 2022
This sounds kind of weird to me – but, to be fair, I'm admittedly old fashioned and out of touch. https://t.co/Jcwl2HCLZJ
— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 15, 2022
An oldie but a goody. Sweet Lulu –
For anyone feeling down and requesting dog pics, here's a video of my french bulldog, Lulu, belching. pic.twitter.com/a5ZNnXq9hN
— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 13, 2022
Today’s Yes/No…
Oatmeal Cream Pie Ice Cream? Yes/No
Blue Bell serves up new oatmeal cream pie ice cream for limited time https://t.co/bOICwNdnMA— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) July 15, 2022
That’s a big YES from me.
I am not taste-testing Blue Bell this month. Gained too much weight since May (!). 🤯
You’re a good man for returning items.
Aww. Sure miss Lulu. What a sweetheart. Even her belches were adorable.
The Musk thing is weird, but that whole family seems increasingly out-to-lunch.
Great burp by Lulu. I miss her.
Elon Musk’s dad sounds a lot like Woody Allen.
That zoo gig would be sweet!
As for the visa/wallet, I believe you have a future in Water Witching. 🤷🏻♀️
I’d try the ice cream.
Big day today? It’s very hot here, so I’m watering all my outside flowers and then taking a run on the treadmill. The rest of my day is going to be spent inside. That will give me a chance to look up some of those horror movies you liked.
I hope everyone has a great Saturday!
That whole Musk thing sounds like a bad Alabama joke with the punchline of, “My sister is my niece.” Incest is best; keep it all in the family. Gross!
That sweet Lulu could belch louder than most crusty old men! Just out of curiosity, how many disappointing outtakes were there or had her incredible talent become predictable? I honestly don’t remember the last time I laughed out loud. I desperately needed that!
Yes to the ice cream as long as I can sprinkle cinnamon on it. Yum! Summer breakfast?