Posted something inappropriate online? Did you get stupid-drunk before that live interview? Were you filmed threatening a complete stranger at your local park?
Well don’t spend thousands on fancy lawyers or PR firms. The Public Apology Generator has you covered! Just click the image below for full-screen viewing.
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That clearly is a popular generator. I can’t count how many times I’ve seen different combinations of those lines.
Unfiltered version: “I’m so sorry that I got caught doing this thing that I normally do often with no blowback. I hope that you will quickly forgive me so I can get back to doing that thing with no worries of being held accountable for my actions.”
Hey, don’t knock it. Anything that saves spending money on those parasites ( I mean lawyers) is a good thing in my book.
Why take any responsibility?
I like the “I am sorry you are offended” non-apology apology!
Appendix 1) Enter rehab but do not specify why.
Appendix 2) Donate a fraction of one percent of your net worth to an appropriate tax write-off.
Sounds like most Republicans and a lot of Democrats
That might work but the keyboard cowboys of the sjw world won’t let anything go. Remember when Ruby Rose wasn’t gay enough? https://reason.com/2018/08/13/batwoman-ruby-rose-disney-lesbian-gay/ These are crazy times!
All people should be concerned putting opinions on social media. People are getting fired over jokes told 6 years ago. What’s a social norm now, might be a career killer later.
A couple of interesting articles: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-china-research/novel-coronavirus-may-have-been-spreading-in-china-in-august-harvard-research-indicates-idUSKBN23G0OM?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=Social
I’m getting whiplash reading about the virus. I believe they are winging it.
This is amazing.
AND now this: https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/09/who-scrambles-to-clarify-comments-on-asymptomatic-coronavirus-spread-much-is-still-unknown.html
I really am getting whiplash…
I heard my mom say years ago, if you don’t have anything nice to say , don’t say anything at all…
~~And somewhere I have a refrigerator magnet that says~~ Keep your words soft, you may have to eat them.~~