Posted something inappropriate online?  Did you get stupid-drunk before that live interview?  Were you filmed threatening a complete stranger at your local park?

Well don’t spend thousands on fancy lawyers or PR firms.  The Public Apology Generator has you covered!  Just click the image below for full-screen viewing.


11 thoughts on “The Public Apology Generator!

  1. That clearly is a popular generator. I can’t count how many times I’ve seen different combinations of those lines.

    Unfiltered version: “I’m so sorry that I got caught doing this thing that I normally do often with no blowback. I hope that you will quickly forgive me so I can get back to doing that thing with no worries of being held accountable for my actions.”

  2. Hey, don’t knock it. Anything that saves spending money on those parasites ( I mean lawyers) is a good thing in my book.

  3. Why take any responsibility?
    I like the “I am sorry you are offended” non-apology apology!

  4. Appendix 1) Enter rehab but do not specify why.
    Appendix 2) Donate a fraction of one percent of your net worth to an appropriate tax write-off.

  5. I heard my mom say years ago, if you don’t have anything nice to say , don’t say anything at all…
    ~~And somewhere I have a refrigerator magnet that says~~ Keep your words soft, you may have to eat them.~~

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