Those who make fun of FOX News clearly have not taken the time to check out CNN lately or, as I like to call it, The
Jodi Arias Missing Malaysian Airline Network. Their anchors are always indignant, voicing their theatrical outrage about something or other. But, every so often, we’re treated to actual hard news. Like the other day, for instance, when viewers received confirmation that Flight 370 was probably NOT swallowed by a black hole. I know, I know. It seems like a reach, but it’s good to get that reassurance. : Anchor Don Lemon asked the, uh, “experts” the hard-hitting question: “Is it preposterous?”: CNN’s Don Lemon: ‘Is It Preposterous’ to Think a Black Hole Caused Flight 370 to Go Missing? As it turns out – Yes, yes it is, Don. Also, not to nitpick the “expert”, but equally preposterous is the notion that a small black hole would “suck in our entire universe”.
Imagine how much weight Jared would have lost if he’d eaten these instead? http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/18/was-it-a-footlong-subway-worker-caught-drying-her-wet-socks-in-bread-oven-4642098/
Then what is it? Find out here: Don’t trust your eyes! Let these unique pieces of art challenge your perception of reality
A little girl and her dog. [Note to Das: Not sad. Okay to click!] http://www.boredpanda.com/harper-lola-dog-friendship-rebecca-leimbach/
Who are the bitchiest most defensive fans in America? Jut in time for March Madness, Deadspin breaks down their Bitchy Brackets. http://deadspin.com/who-are-the-bitchiest-most-defensive-fans-in-america-1542968511. I’m taking Paleo Dieters to pulls the first round upset over New Jerseyites.
Kids are leaving Facebook. Where are they going? The answer may surprise you:
Via our pal Martin Gero: Another reason you should be eating dark chocolate. http://io9.com/why-dark-chocolate-is-so-damn-good-for-you-1546437895
And, on the other hand, there’s this study: Study Links Meat, Sugar Consumption To Early Death Among Those Who Choose To Be Happy In Life
In the unlikely event I missed some news of note, please enlighten us in the comments section of this blog.