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Honey Bunch

When Diana wakes from a coma with memory loss, she and her husband seek experimental treatments at a remote facility.

My thoughts: Ultimately interesting, but the fact that it plays like a Canadian movie from the 70’s works to its determent.

2.5/5

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Heel Boy

A 19-year-old criminal, Tommy, is kidnapped and forced into a rehabilitation process by a dysfunctional couple, Chris and Kathryn, who try to make him a “good boy.” Tommy must find a way to escape.

My thoughts: Some great performances and while the ending was interesting, I didn’t really buy it.

3/5

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Send Help

When an employee and her insufferable boss become stranded on a deserted island, the only survivors of a plane crash, they must overcome past grievances and work together to make it out alive.

My thoughts: A few memorable moments, but it was hard to get behind either character and the movie was, on the whole, pretty predictable.

3/5


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2 thoughts on “March 31, 2026: The 2026 Horror Movie Marathon continues!

  1. Thanks for the reviews and I’ll probably skip those.

    I was feeling terrible after the surgery (better now) and have missed everything going on. Are you in Toronto gain? Did you go to Montreal to housesit for Andrea? I’ll have to look through all the posts I’ve missed.

    Oh and Lucy has boomeranged back to her old self. The vet and I believe the stress from our rehab triggered a pancreatitis attack. It can be triggered by stress. I told the contractor he gave my cat a nervous breakdown. Cats are weird.

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