#UnusualDeaths
Parasites found in the feces of Assassins Bugs cause a condition known as Chagas Disease that, if left untreated, can lead to heart, digestive issues, and death. Assassin Bugs claim the lives of 10 000 people a year. pic.twitter.com/B2uDbQFfB7— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 13, 2023
#UnusualDeaths
Autoerotic Asphyxiation claims the lives of 600 people a year – although that number could be considerably higher given the likelihood that surviving loved ones may be reluctant to reveal the true cause of death. pic.twitter.com/jcZ5O1ssJ2— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 14, 2023
#UnusualDeaths
40 people a year are killed in shark attacks making YOUR odds of being killed by a shark roughly 300,000,000/1. pic.twitter.com/pFS1UAt9aV— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 15, 2023
#UnusualDeaths
Most cowboys didn't carry six-guns because they were gunslingers. They carried them in the event their boot got stuck in their stirrup and they had to shoot their horse to avoid being dragged to death. pic.twitter.com/JnR5LF0y7P— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 16, 2023
#UnusualDeaths
2500 left-handed people a year die using products designed for right-handed people. They also die, on average, three days earlier than right-handed people. pic.twitter.com/a0hzDmXSYk— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 17, 2023
#UnusualDeaths
You have a 1 in 685,000 chance of drowning in your bathtub.
Stick to showers! pic.twitter.com/OkX1atDERz— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 18, 2023
#UnusualDeaths
The holiday shopping event known as Black Friday has seen 117 injuries and 12 deaths over its pushy, crowded, stampedey history. pic.twitter.com/nDky1zVpWr— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 19, 2023
Today’s Yes/No…
Stuffed Roast Potatoes in a Sea of Melty Cheese? Yes/No https://t.co/YAz6HMiSy5
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 23, 2023




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