Honestly, guys.  The spurious use of “highly anticipated” and “leaks” has rendered these two terms devoid of any true meaning.

Kraven the Hunter's trailer leaks online just as the highly-anticipated villain origin story from Sony drops its first poster. https://t.co/eWvYSx14iX pic.twitter.com/Oj8KFhK5b6

— Comic Book Resources (@CBR) June 19, 2023

If this Kraven the Hunter movie proves successful, next up I'd like to see a buddy movie where a young Red Skull and Bullseye travel the world, helping kids and teaching them the dangers of recreational drug use.

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 19, 2023

Hear me out. A Thanos origin story in which childhood bullying compels him to gather the Infinity Stones so that he can bring back Fringe for one more season. And teach kids about the dangers of recreational drug use. https://t.co/Nr9DEg4kdz pic.twitter.com/KhWgx2Cgwe

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 20, 2023

Hey @SonyPictures, when's the Stiltman movie?
My DM's are open! pic.twitter.com/35fVJPT5F4

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 20, 2023

It all reminded me of this…

Seeing Kraven the Hunter trending reminds me of the time fellow #Stargate producer @martingero walked into my office, glanced over at my bookshelf and asked: "Why do you have a statue of Freddie Mercury?" pic.twitter.com/ZqTCDzYVpI

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 20, 2023

But anyway, I’ll probably get around to watching that Kraven movie around the same time I watch that Morbius movie or the sequel to Baby Geniuses II.  No spoilers, please!

Today’s Yes/No…

Burgers soaked in a plate of hot cheese? Yes/No
Burgers soaked in a plate of hot cheese served at American Diner Andra in Tokyo https://t.co/ykL4KJ92Az via @RocketNews24En

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 20, 2023