September 9, 2021: Untitled Blog Entry #291!

Sep 9, 2021

Akemi recommended I pick up the pace of my hot sauce use because, at year's end, she'll be throwing out any expired bottles. Jokes on her though because hot sauce never expires. Right? RIGHT?!!

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 9, 2021

Sometimes, when I complain of stomach pain after using my hot sauces, she’ll be like: “See! It’s gone bad!” to which I rightly point out: “It’s hot sauce. That’s how you know it’s working!”

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— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 9, 2021

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— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 9, 2021

Weird, no? What’s next? Dreamcather’s Red Sun?

Today’s Yes/No…

Chocolate Mackerel? Yes/No
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— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 9, 2021

Truthfully, I prefer my mackerel raw rather than cooked. Same goes for tuna.

My lunch date.

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Gforce

September 9, 2021 at 9:05 pm

The hot sauce has gone bad, Joe. You know it. That reminds me of that Simpson’s episode where Homer wouldn’t give up the long expired hoagie. Sometimes it’s better to part when the memories are still good.

The idea of chocolate mackerel is absolutely appalling. That said, one time I did eat a tuna/After Eight mint sandwich (on a dare). The tastes were so incompatible that it basically tasted like nothing.

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nantokanaru77

September 9, 2021 at 9:15 pm

Hot sauce never expires! LOL

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Gary Ansorge

September 9, 2021 at 9:52 pm

Diabetic here,,,I prefer the keto diet,,,works for me…

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Ponytail

September 9, 2021 at 11:36 pm

Even motor oil expires. Eventually it becomes sluggy. I think. I bet hot sauce becomes hotter and tangier. That’s when it starts burning a whole in your stomach. I think. Do what Akemi says.

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Tam Dixon

September 10, 2021 at 5:44 am

Sometimes, when I complain of stomach pain after using my hot sauces I thought you had a cast iron stomach? It’s nice to know you’re still human. 😉

Beautiful lunch date!

That corn bread looks so pale but if you ate three pieces it must have been good. My Aunt Dot used to make the BEST cornbread. She would heat up this iron skillet in the oven with bacon grease. Then when the pan was sizzling hot, she would pour the cornbread batter in and bake it. It would come out of the oven with a beautiful golden brown color on the top but the bottom would be crispy brown. That was some good cornbread.

It’s a Mom trip day. 🚗 I’m heading to the pool for a quick mile of laps before we go. My back does not like long car trips.

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