My recent internet searches have included: “perfect murder”, “fake your own death”, and “how to get rid of a dead body”. This morning, it was: “nuclear fusion”, “heavy water”, and “missile guidance systems”. I wonder if whoever monitors online activity bothers to cross-reference search topics with a surfer’s profession. It’s research for this new script. Honest!
Hey, you know what my sister needs? Blackout blinds for her bedroom. Between sunrise and the dogs, it’s impossible to sleep in!
Following some early morning writing, lunch at mom’s place was comprised of baked trout, eggplant Parmesan, cannelloni, broccoli, brussel sprouts, beets, fried peppers, fried eggplant, crab mousse, and avocado. This gave me the energy I needed to do some afternoon writing after which I dropped mom off at the hairdresser. While she got her hair done, I grabbed a hot chocolate around the corner at one of my favorite hometown cafe’s, the Victor Rose Espresso Bar. Or “expresso” as my mother calls it, even though she’s Italian and should know better.
At one point today, mom asked me to go downstairs and grab her a bottle of dish soap. Downstairs, I discovered this –
Approximately 20 bottles of the stuff! If this coronavirus puts North America in lockdown, my mom will have the cleanest cutlery in quarantine!