I have a lot of questions to get to.  Let’s do this!

Katie Oster:  “My question for you is what advice would you give a new writer trying to get into the industry?”

Answer: First and foremost write.  A lot.  Watch film and television and study the narrative, everything from the character and story arcs to structure.  Write two scripts – one an original pilot that demonstrates your ability to create and craft an engaging first hour of television, the other a spec of an existing series that demonstrates your ability to capture an existing show’s tone and character voices.  Ask around and find an agent who is willing to read your work.  Alternate, you can do what I did and get your foot in the door writing for animation, a side of the industry that is more welcoming to new writers.  The time spent in animation will allow you to hone your skills while also getting paid.

Kevin writes: ” If you could take your original cast of Dark Matter and cast them in a new, completely different show, how would you cast them and what kind of show would it be? For example, would you do a sitcom (not your genre, I know…) knowing that the actors are so funny, or would you do something that pushed all of them in different ways?”

Answer: Although I enjoying infusing my scripts with humor, I am not a comedy writer.  My preference is, and will continue to be, science fiction – character-driven, occasionally comedic sci-fi but I do have a number of pilots in the drama, thriller, and horror genres.  And, yes, I am constantly thinking about my Dark Matter family whenever I get ahead of myself and think about casting a potential new series.  It’s always “This role would be perfect for Alex” or “Zoie would be fantastic in this” or “I hope Roger will be available when the time comes…”.

Bob Miller writes: “I was wondering, is “Teal’c” derived from “TLC”, as if trying to phonetically pronounce “TLC”? Which would be amusing, since “TLC” is an acronym for “Tender Loving Care.”

Answer: I wasn’t around for SG-1’s first season but, knowing the guys, I doubt it.

Bob Miller writes: “Why did STARGATE’s producers have a relationship develop between Samantha Carter and Pete Shanahan, then sever it just as they were about to marry? Was there a “real world” complication?”

Answer: No, it was strictly a creative decision.  Sometimes, relationships just don’t work.  They can be tricky when you’re an intergalactic explorer.

Dr Z writes: “My question is: how many of the DM cast do you catch up with and what are the chances they could all be available IF IF IF you were able to bring a season 4 to air?”

Answer: I keep in touch with all of them.  Spoke to Anthony last week.  Melissa called me for my birthday.  Had dinner with Roger the last time he was in town and will be seeing Jodelle when she comes to town.  I exchange messages with both Alex and Zoie on a semi-regular basis.  I can’t speak to their availability since there’s not telling IF or WHEN a revival might happen, but I can’t imagine doing the show without them.

ceresis64 writes: “How many main characters are there in your UAP?”

Answer: Four colorful main characters and several recurring characters.

JeffW writes: “Have you and Akemi got an itinerary mapped out for your Japan trip?”

Answer: Usually what we do is book our lunches and dinner, then work around them.  I’d love to just hop on the subway, get off at random stations, and explore the neighborhoods.  We do have plans to go visit some of our old favorites: the Mori Arts Museum, Harajuku, Akihabara for anime and electronics and Hattendo cream buns!

idontdomondays2day writes: “What’s been your weirdest/creepiest/funniest moment in meeting a fan in person, even if they were just passing and maybe did a double take.”

Answer: Hmmmm.  Nothing weird or creepy, but I remember once time, many years ago, I was in Montreal, walking back from dinner with my sister.  It was about 9:00 p.m. and we were walking down a fairly empty street, stopped at a corner and had the lone woman standing there, waiting for the streetlight to change, look over and say: “Hey, are you Joseph Mallozzi?”  That kind of stuff rarely every happens.  My sister was more weirded out than I was.

Jen writes: “So I have a quick question about Lulu. I know how old Suji is and her backstory, but not so much about Lulu. Was she adopted around the same time as Suji (also is she around the same age as well)? Also, with future rescues/adoptions, would you focus on just pugs and frenchies or are you open to other breeds?”

Answer: We actually got Lulu as a puppy back in 2007.  If you check out photos and videos from my blog back then, you’d think I’d taken in a jackrabbit.  She was relentless.  Well, she’s slowed down in her old age, what with the bad hips and all, but still as affectionate and obstinate as ever.  As for future adoptions – I love all animals, but would probably focus on pugs, maybe look into The Pacific Pug Rescue when the time comes.

Jim Warner writes: “If you ever want to do something totally different, please write a book, create a course or at least do a YouTube or at the very least do a post or 5 season series on how…You get so much done.”

Answer: I like to keep busy and working on a variety of projects, rather than keeping me unfocused, actually helps by ensuring I never grow tired of one thing.  I enjoy mixing it up so, rather than take a break, I just switch off and work on something else.

Line Noise writes: “I asked this a couple of days ago. What does “UF” stand for? Or is it still a secret?

Mailbag: If the planets align and you end up with two, three, or more projects greenlit at the same time would you have to drop any of them? Or will you be able to schedule things so you can work on all of them?”

Answers: Alas, the meaning of UF will have to remain a secret until the official announcement…whenever that is.

When I tell people I’m working on developing various projects, some will invariably ask: “What happens if they all go at the same time?”  I’ve been in this business for 20+ years and, in my experience, there has never been an occasion where two projects have been simultaneously green lit.  I’d be lucky to have one get the go-ahead.  Still, a classy problem to have.  I’ll cross that bridge in the most unlikely event I come to it.

Rihannon Frater writes: “I just want to thank you for being so open with how things work behind the scenes. It really helps me have a greater understanding of how the television world works and why sometimes my heart gets broken. (Nope. Not over Dark Matter.) I check out your blog often and I’m never disappointed. Also, CUTE DOGGIES!”

Answer: My pleasure.  And thanks for taking the time to join our extended blog/Stargate/Dark Matter family.

Michael writes: “My question is, who decides how many episodes a show gets per season? The standard for most broadcast dramas used to be 22, but a lot of shows are moving to 13 eps, and some shows like True Detective only have 8 episodes. Does it mess with your game plan for the season if the network orders more episodes for a season after production has already started?”

Answer: When a show is initially conceived, the creator should have a sense of how many episodes will comprise the first season.  Of course, that may change depending on where the show lands.  If it’s picked up by a network, first season order could be substantially more.  If it lands as a British co-pro, it will be substantially less.  I enjoyed the 20 episode seasons (22 originally) we did on Stargate, but those were fairly episodic stories.  Dark Matter walked a fine line between episodic and serialized, so the 13 episode format served it well.  I feel the shorter runs lend themselves to the more highly serialized narratives.

Peggy writes: “Since you were so curious about our shower preferences, how about yours?  Here in California we are in a drought, so, in the interest of saving water, co-showering or separate?”

Answer: I listed my preferences in the preamble to the polls but with regard to the last question, I’m more of a separate showerer.  I don’t like waiting for the hot water.

Kathryn Ball writes: “After reading your comments about Facebook you may be interested to know that the family I use it to keep in touch with is my Stargate family. Friends living all over the UK I met at the chevron conventions dating back 10years now. The last one was 2years ago so this is a good way to keep in touch.”

Answer: Nice to hear.  Don’t get me wrong.  It’s not all bad.  Just mostly.

Gen Krug writes: ” Joe, at this point after your RUMBLING article, any news on the progress of our beloved DARK MATTER???”

Answer: In order to get the ball rolling on a possible revival, I have to complete one giant step first.  And that step could take me well into January.

maggiemayday writes: “Do you ever visit shrines or temples in Japan? I loved them, big, little, or tiny roadside niches. Just fascinating to me. Do they interest you at all?”

Answer: Yes, I do, although they don’t hold as much interest for me as tonkatsu places and yakitori stalls.

Bailey1 writes: “No questions other than will there still be falling snowflakes in winter?”

Answer: I don’t know.  I hope so!

Bolt Bait writes: “Why did David Hewlett disappear from Dark Matter?”

Answer: I don’t like to think the Tabor character went away.  He was just laying low, waiting for the corporate wars to blow over.

utopian writes: ” What was the most amazing, fantastic and utterly world transforming idea you ever had for a series or episode that was totally shot down?”

Answer: Awww, man.  They’re too numerous to count.  Just this year, I developed a series based on an upcoming sci-fi novel, another one based on a popular game, and yet another based on a horror comic.  The last project went to another showrunner, the second is still in development, and the first has apparently been scrapped.  Which reminds me.  I need to get in touch with the author and see if the rights have reverted back to him.

BoltBait writes: “How would you rank (best to worst) the following Japanese foods (feel free to add more to the list):


Answer: Nigiri, mark and temaki are, technically, sushi.  I prefer nigiri over all.  Tempura, if done right.  Sashimi if very fresh and depending on the fish.  Teriyaki, not at all.

BoltBait writes: ” I’m sure you’ve met many people in the TV and movie industry (actors, directors, writers, etc.), have you ever been “star-struck”?”

Answer: Not really.  The closest I came was meeting Stan Lee back in 2009 at some industry event in Pasadena.  He was incredibly gracious, asked me what I was there for and when I told him we were celebrating Stargate’s 200th episode, he was enthusiastic in his response: “Congratulations!  And many more!”

OgreMkV writes: “Do you ever read a book and think “That would make a great movie or series?” If so, how do you approach the author (have you ever approached an author?)? Or have you ever suggested an author to another director/producer looking for a pitch?”

Answer: Happens A LOT.  I usually talk to my producing partner, Vanessa Piazza, or my manager and have them reach out to the publisher/agent and find out if the rights are available.  Just recently we closed on the option on a horror novel I’ll be adapting with the book’s author.  In other cases, I may reach out to an author and inquire whether the rights are available.

Darkmatterman writes: “When Dark Matter comes back do you think After Dark will be back with it?”

Answer: That would be a question for the terrific gang at SyfyInternational as they were the ones who produced that post-episode segment for the fans.

Benjamin Sanchez writes: ” And on that note, could you comment on the specific pleasures of writing dialogue for Teal’c?”

Answer: As I often say when people ask me to name a favorite character to write for – “Tough to do.  It’s not like you’re doing something as easy as choosing your favorite child.”  In the case of Teal’c, it was always fun juxtaposing his stoic alien sensibility to the frenzy of a mission or the banalities of Earth life.  Regarding your kickstarter – Hey!  One of the projects I’m working on has a hip hop angle!

Craig writes: “I so love Cooking With Suji. Any new episodes in the works?”

Answer: Maybe!

Lauren writes: “At what point in the process of making an episode do you add the music? (Yes I still want a release of the full score from Dark Matter.) Do you know before filming what you want it to sound like or is the score made first?”

Answer: Once an episode has been locked (to time), our music supervisor will score the episode.  It’s part of the post process but, of course, you’ll always have some sense of what you want the music to sound like.  Still, our Music Supervisor on Dark Matter, Ben Pinkerton, never ceased to amaze.  You can check out his DM playlist here:


Edmond Dantes writes: “Was the plague that wiped out the Ancients a natural occurring disease ? Or did somebody create it (for use against them) ?”

Answer: Maybe, just maybe, we’ll find out the answer to that should the series come back  in a new incarnation…or I just don’t know.

Ponytail writes: “My question is, who is the horror author you are working with? Stephen King? Edgar Allen Poe? Is it someone you recently mentioned on Twitter in a list?”

Answer: I’m going to hold off on saying who it is until the official announcement, but I have mentioned this author in the past.  And since I’m collaborating with them on the adaptation, we can safely assume it isn’t Edgar Allen Poe.

Ponytail writes: “Here is a Suji question. Do you think she is grateful? Could you tell she was happy to be adopted by you and Akemi?”

Answer: I honestly do believe she is healthier, happier, and appreciative.  She’s really filled out nicely and, whereas she was a little standoffish and leery of me when she first arrived, she positively clings to me now.  She’ll wake up early to have breakfast and then cry at the bedroom door until I get up, then follow me around, wagging her tail when I finally join her.  She is incredibly loving.

Nathan Dionne writes: ” Why aren’t you and Akemi married at this point?”

Answer: I have mentioned it to her, but she’s in no hurry.

NinaMoo writes: “Just out of curiosity, if by some magic SGA was back on the air or we stepped back in time and it was about to start it’s 6th season, where would pick it up/take it?”

Answer: If SGA ever did come back, it wouldn’t be my place to pitch the 6th season plan.  That would be for show co-creators Brad Wright and Robert Cooper.  But, if you’re asking my opinion, I’d prefer to pick things up after a time cut of, say, ten years or so.  Atlantis has been transplanted to the dark side of the moon where it has remained for over a decade…until a catastrophic event requires the band to get back together and return to Pegasus!

dasndanger writes: “Do you have a new snail mail mailing address?”

Answer: I do, but it’s usually the production office of whatever show I’m working on at the time.

dasndanger writes: “Coke or Pepsi?  You better say Coke.
What are your plans for the future if this showbiz thing doesn’t pan out? Have you ever considered becoming a personal chef? Asking for a friend.”

Answer: I don’t do either Coke or Pepsi but, if I had to choose, I would definitely go Coke. As for potential alternate plans – no idea.  If I could do anything else that would pay me as much, I’d already be doing it.  As for being a personal chef – Akemi’s the one you want.

RazaArrows writes: “Have you ever visited London, UK?
Would you ever consider popping over (again?)?
If asked, would you ever consider being a guest on a convention panel with any of our Raza crew members?”

Answer: I have yet to visit London.  To be honest, I was scared off by that documentary I watched many years back.  28 Days Later I believe it was called.  Did you ever get that zombie problem under control?

I’d love to pop by.  One of the shows I’m currently developing has the possibility of landing as a British-Canadian co-pro.

And, sure, would love to be a convention guest but, realistically, unless you’re Joss Whedon, the demand for show creator appearances are rather small.

13 thoughts on “November 20, 2018: A Massive Mailbag!

  1. Suji and Lulu are lovable scamps, my fave Lulu story from her young days (way back in early 2000s was her plonking down in front of people at a greek festival and demanded coos and pats from strangers. Lulu is lovely gal, I’m glad I got to follow her many adventures in this blog. When DM comes back; whew! That is a great sentence. Black ships come out of no where and then…! Can’t wait to find out what happens next.

  2. Hi Joe,
    thanks very much for taking the time to give some love back to your fans and answer our questions !

  3. Bolt Bait writes: “Why did David Hewlett disappear from DARK MATTER?”

    Answer: I don’t like to think the Tabor character went away. He was just laying low, waiting for the corporate wars to blow over.

    So, you’re saying that it was a creative decision by you as opposed to say:

    -You and David Hewlett had a falling out
    -He was too busy filming a movie to do your “little” TV show
    -He got tired of playing a character with no redeeming qualities at all
    -Now that he’s a big star, you can’t afford him
    -His sister or wife wouldn’t let him come back to the show
    -Wardrobe malfunction
    -He wondered off and no one’s seen him
    -He’s too busy on the SGA fan circuit
    -Murdoch Mysteries
    -He’s now a stay-at-home dad

    Just curious about the behind-the-scenes story.

  4. Yakitori stands made me think of the back alley one I loved in Yokosuka. Google tells me it is still there. I know Yokosuka is the sticks in terms of the Tokyo area, but hey, I was there 12 years and miss it a lot.


  5. Joseph Mallozzi writes: ‘Did you ever get that zombie problem under control?’

    Answer: Yes, we have! We fitted them all with pasifiers that consist of ear plugs and a bright handheld screen. They are totally fascinated by them. You can walk right passed them now and they’ll never see you!
    So, I look forward to seeing you in London someday soon!

    Thanks for your answers, Joe. Most entertaining and informative.

  6. Great Q & A! That’s so cool you talked with Stan Lee!! We’ve lost good people this year. 🙁

    Speaking of which, I took Anne (Dr Jo’s friend/caretaker) to lunch yesterday. Anne took Dr Jo’s cats and she says they settled into her big house in Houston with ease. Monty loves racing up and down the stairs and Phoebe seems very content. That would make Dr Jo very happy.

  7. ‘…I remember once time, many years ago, I was in Montreal, walking back from dinner with my sister. It was about 9:00 p.m. and we were walking down a fairly empty street, stopped at a corner and had the lone woman standing there, waiting for the streetlight to change, look over and say: “Hey, are you Joseph Mallozzi?”’

    I remember that too. Wasn’t it Christine/alias Chev/alias Super Bam Bam Fan? What a coincidence!

    I remember Lulu as a puppy with her gigantic bat ears, jumping around your yard, her older siblings trying to teach her how to hop over the hedges. So cute!

    You do great mailbags Joe. Thank you. You should do them more often.

  8. Still working on the zombie problem in london, I only had to mercy 10 today, a record low! But seriously you should visit London, it a awesome city.

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