I think pecans is the ugliest nut I have ever seen in my life – Akemi.
I was, of course, shocked to hear it. It wasn’t so much the bizarreness of the non-sequiter but the fact that pecan actually vaulted over walnut to take the top prize. Akemi clarified. Walnuts look like brains whereas pecans look like cockroaches. And then, off my dubious expression: “What if I put pecans on the floor in the basement and you saw them. What would you think?”
Honestly? “I’d think why is Akemi putting pecans on the floor in the basement.”
Speaking of, uh, lateral thinking – I was doing a little research for a scene in a pilot-in-progress and came across some online articles on job interviews, specifically the types of questions job applicants get asked. You’d be surprised. I remember sitting in on one meeting in which my old friend Andy Mikita was being interviewed for a directing gig. After all the logical questions pertaining to work experience and creative vision had been asked, someone asked him: “What is your biggest weakness?” The room fell into an awkward moment of silence, which I finally broke by answering for him: “The fact that he cares too much.”
As far as crazy interview questions go, it was actually fairly mundane compared to the following:
“How would you cure world hunger?” – Amazon.com
“If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” – Apple
“What is your strategy at table tennis?” – Citigroup
““If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?” – Hewlett-Packard
“If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?” Bed Bath & Beyond
“How many cows are in Canada?” – Google
“If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?” – Goldman-Sachs
“Do you believe in Bigfoot?” — Norwegian Cruise Line
“Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.” – Capitol One
“What do you think of garden gnomes?” – Trader Joe’s
“What songs best describes your work ethic?” – Dell
“What do you think about when you are alone in your car?” – Gallup
“You’re a new addition to the crayon box, what color would you be and why?” – Urban Outfitters
“Say you are dead- what do you think your eulogy would say about you.” – Nationwide
source: http://www.glassdoor.com/blog/
How would you respond to any of the above? Remember, there’s a lucrative job riding on your answers!
“How would you cure world hunger?” – Amazon.com
– Turn useless HR consultants into Soylent Green.
“If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” – Apple
– To protect myself from the swarms of lonely housewives that I would be delivering pizzas to. Wait, why is that a good idea, again?
“What is your strategy at table tennis?” – Citigroup
– To not let the ball fall on the floor. That’s bad, I think.
““If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?” – Hewlett-Packard
– How would we know they were the tallest people, unless the study was ALREADY done?! BAM!
“If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?” Bed Bath & Beyond
– Bran Flakes: Healthy, reliable and fast acting.
“How many cows are in Canada?” – Google
– Not sure, I’d have to Google that.
“If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?” – Goldman-Sachs
– By promising the first passerby that I would be replaced by a closest bank executive.
“Do you believe in Bigfoot?” — Norwegian Cruise Line
– Depends, do you believe in Julenisse?
“Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.” – Capitol One
– There’s nothing higher than 10?
“What do you think of garden gnomes?” – Trader Joe’s
– I think they’re great! You get all the benefits of home ownership and some privacy, and yet with little outside upkeep and work. Wait, you did say garden homes, right?
“What songs best describes your work ethic?” – Dell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0
“What do you think about when you are alone in your car?” – Gallup
– As little as possible. Also, why can so few people drive properly, JACKASS!
“You’re a new addition to the crayon box, what color would you be and why?” – Urban Outfitters
– I’m more a pencil crayon kind of guy.
“Say you are dead- what do you think your eulogy would say about you.” – Nationwide
– “Who?”
Also, I like pecans!
😕
das
My best answer to all of the questions would probably be “Huh?”
“How would you cure world hunger?” – Amazon.com
Soylent Green.
“If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” – Apple
How could I not?
“What is your strategy at table tennis?” – Citigroup
Break the table.
““If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?” – Hewlett-Packard
First, I’d put all the beer on the highest shelf…
“If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?” Bed Bath & Beyond
Fruit Loops. It’s self-explanatory.
“How many cows are in Canada?” – Google
All of them.
“If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?” – Goldman-Sachs
Through a straw.
“Do you believe in Bigfoot?” — Norwegian Cruise Line
Yes, I’m married to him.
“Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.” – Capitol One
12.5.
“What do you think of garden gnomes?” – Trader Joe’s
Gnomebody likes them.
“What songs best describes your work ethic?” – Dell
Show Me the Way to Go Home.
“What do you think about when you are alone in your car?” – Gallup
Songs that describe my work ethic.
“You’re a new addition to the crayon box, what color would you be and why?” – Urban Outfitters
Cabernet Sauvignon Red. It’s self-explanatory.
“Say you are dead- what do you think your eulogy would say about you.” – Nationwide
“She made a lasting impression…on the sofa.”
das
Have a story about a technically illegal question from an interviewer that should have known better. However, the full memory has to percolate from long-term memory.
I guess I better re-think bringing you that gift-bag of paper-shell pecans on my next Vancouver visit, huh?
@Alexis:
For a long time I thought Spirulina was a spread like Vegemite. I’ll have to check out that episode of chopped…I may learn something. 😉
@gforce:
“What songs best describes your work ethic?” – Dell
My song would be Working for a Living…isn’t that what every employer wants in an employee? “I’m taking what they’re given ’cause I’m working for a livin’…” 😉
http://youtu.be/9N2CANatVYQ
“How would you cure world hunger?” – Amazon.com
I’d say, “What? Do I look like Miss America? How do I know?”
“If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” – Apple
“Nevermind. I don’t want the job after all.”
“What is your strategy at table tennis?” – Citigroup
Substitute someone better than me.
““If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?” – Hewlett-Packard
Since my last name is German, I would just blank stare them and ask, “Are you making fun of me?”
“If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?” Bed Bath & Beyond
Bran Flakes. Gasey.
“How many cows are in Canada?” – Google
537,826
“If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?” – Goldman-Sachs
I’d sit there thinking and wait them out until they said, “well, nevermind, let’s move on.”
“Do you believe in Bigfoot?” — Norwegian Cruise Line
No, they are just big hairy Germans.
“Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.” – Capitol One
Eight-ish, no ten, no nine something, maybe five, somedays a six.
“What do you think of garden gnomes?” – Trader Joe’s
Good for slingshot target practice.
“What songs best describes your work ethic?” – Dell
“Everybodies Working for the Weekend”
“What do you think about when you are alone in your car?” – Gallup
“Is everybody an idiot? Jerk! Slow down moron!”
“You’re a new addition to the crayon box, what color would you be and why?” – Urban Outfitters
“Nevermind. I don’t want this job either.”
“Say you are dead- what do you think your eulogy would say about you.” – Nationwide
I would yell, “I’m dead??!!”, then burst into tears.
supposedly it encourages critical thinking or some BS. some companies also have job applicants do odd tasks. like i know someone who went in for an IT interview (along with about 20 others) & had to make something out of straws that would hold & protect an egg dropped from a height of about 10 feet.
I adore pecans, just so you know. If you think about it, they *could* be similar to the external portion of part of the female anatomy.
As for interview questions… the more bizarre, the more they want to see how creative a thinker you are. Are you a problem solver, or do you only go by the book? Depending on the position, the
Depending on the job, creativity is a relatively valued asset.
I have to add from Microsoft “Why are manhole covers round?” Microsoft absolutely loves asking potential new hires this one. It’s to see if you think logically.
Ok.. So my answers…
For Amazon
I’d cure world hunger by getting rid of all the politicians in the world. Once they’re out of the way people who truly care can do what needs to be done.
For Apple
Everyone benefits from scissors. Don’t be ridiculous, Apple.
For Citigroup
My strategy at table tennis is to score more points than my appointment.
For Hewlett-Packard
That’s kinda boring. Next question, please.
For Bed Bath & Beyond
Cheerios. Their delicious and healthy. Best of both worlds.
For Google
A lot.
For Goldman-Sachs
It would probably be filled with strawberry daiquiri. I truly wouldn’t want to get out.
For Norwegian Cruise Line
Oh my god! Yes! There just can’t be that many sightings and nothing to it. Because unlike Elvis, there just aren’t a lot of Bigfoot impersonators walking around.
For Capital One
Banana
For Trader Joe’s
I feel like it’s socially expected for me to hate them but they’re ok.
For Dell
She’s a maniac.
For Gallup
Well usually I’m wondering why we don’t have flying cars yet peppered with moments of “Are we there, yet?”
For Urban Outfitters
Sparkles! My whole life I’ve wanted a sparkly crayon.
For Nationwide
She was on our side.
As for the Microsoft question, there’s a correct answer… it’s so they don’t fall in. Any other shape than round has the ability to fall into the manhole.
~~Trish
The weirdest question I ask when I’m interviewing people is, “What is your favourite Unix command?” which is actually not very weird unless you have no idea what Unix is.
The weirdest question I’ve ever been asked in an interview was, “What is 12% of 148?” I didn’t get it right and didn’t get the job either!
@dasndanger: If you actually answered like that in an interview I’d hire you on the spot!
I answer out of the box naturally with a whopping of practicality just because I tend to miss the obvious. I’d be a great addition to an open-minded team because of that. But I’m not so sure an open-minded team would be able to find me with these questions. A truly open-minded team would realize the statistics of the interview process finding a better employee are not good and would be doing something more productive with their time.
It’s most likely I’d end up with a boss who thinks he’s the bees knees for asking these questions and he may appreciate me at the interview stage but I’d get no grace for missing the obvious on a daily basis and I need that before he can trust me enough to take advantage of my out of the box thinking.
But I’d definitely be a clear tray in the crayon box. Little kid fingers are terrible at sliding them into that flimsy box and that motion is inefficient even for an adult.
“Are you comfortable occasionally draining my pet baboon’s anal glands?” – Joe Mallozzi
“How would you cure world hunger?” – Amazon.com
“If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” – Apple
To trim the pizzas with the shape of Apple logo and sell it for 10 times its initial price.
“What is your strategy at table tennis?” – Citigroup
I have to go back to see Forrest Gump to answer this.
““If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?” – Hewlett-Packard
There is a final test, the best mark of garden gnomes in the world is German. They are stripped of short people in the gnomes.
“If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?” Bed Bath & Beyond
Froot Loops off course. Is the bad thing of temporal loops.
“How many cows are in Canada?” – Google
Not enough. Are very loving animals that give warmth & company and if you are a TV Producer and get up before sunrise are the perfect excuse to start the day milking.
“If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?” – Goldman-Sachs
What type of pencil, is a 6 velocities blender? Can i add coconut water, banana and a touch of peanut butter?
I can then make interesting investment packages enclosing a pinch of subordinated debt plus a portion of catastrophe bonds.
“Do you believe in Bigfoot?” — Norwegian Cruise Line
The question is Bigfoot believe in my?
“Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.” – Capitol One
Yellow
“What do you think of garden gnomes?” – Trader Joe’s
Freedom Garden Gnomes, now!!!! Garden Gnomes Liberation Front.
“What songs best describes your work ethic?” – Dell
Johnny Paycheck – You can take this job and shove it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPrSVkTRb24&feature=kp
“What do you think about when you are alone in your car?” – Gallup
One of these days I’ll have to throw out the corpse in the trunk.
“You’re a new addition to the crayon box, what color would you be and why?” – Urban Outfitters
Camo
“Say you are dead- what do you think your eulogy would say about you.” – Nationwide
‘Good Riddance, the Free-Loading Bastard, I Hope He Fries’
Do pecans grow in Japan? Loved the Akemi story! Pecans and Walnuts look alike to me. She’s right though, they look like brains. Specifically a cat brain. Don’t ask me how I know.
Those questions were really on job interviews? I’ve only had a handful of interviews and they were pretty mundane. My hubby switched jobs a lot until his current job. Once they made him take a full days’ worth of psychological testing. He loved it! After all of that, he didn’t get the job. It turned out for the best and the psychologist said my hubby scored the highest he’d ever seen.
I can’t improve on most everyone else’s answers. There is one question I’ll take a “stab” at: “If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” – Apple In Memphis, I’d use them to defend myself. Robbing pizza guys is a common past time for inner city youth here I probably wouldn’t get that job but it’s a completely honest answer.
My real answers…
Amazon’s question is insulting. If I knew the cure to world hunger and there’s still world hunger, I’d be a horrible person to just now be mentioning it during my job interview.
I’d leave the scissors in my kitchen cabinet and use them to open stuff just like I do now. If I don’t already keep something in my car, then it’s not useful enough on the go. Now, a kite, I can never be caught without a kite.
Strategy at table tennis? Citigroup has no respect for my time.
HP – It’d be a boring answer involving statistics, I’ll spare you, Joe.
Bed Bath & Beyond – I’m getting increasingly uncomfortable with questions that involve giving up my humanity. It gets creepier the longer I think about it. In a real interview I’m sure I’d nail it for the lack of time to think about it, but for now I’m going to go paint something and try to forget this line of thought.
@jeffw:
Employers want you to do stuff? Well, that does explain a lot, I suppose. 🙂
I love pecan pie, and those spicy pecans from Trader Joes. The only thing that scares me about pecans is the price, and the calories in pecan pie.
There is a hairy nut in the Seychelles called Coco De Mer; it’s impolite to say what it looks like but it is the ugliest nut in the world.
I’d have to ask the interview how they would get out of the blender, then let them babble; if they asked the question I’m guessing they have their own elaborate scenario that they’ve worked out while sitting alone in their car.
I’m guessing i would answer horribly, sarcastically, or incredibly simply.
I was once asked “is you were a rock at the bottom of a river what would you do?” After I answered “sit there and watch fish go by I guess”, she replied with “These questions make no sense.”
To “are you married?” I glanced at my wedding ring and said “if you are wondering how tied I am to the area, I assure you it’s my home.”
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A few of us engineering students were on a tour at a local factory and the owner kept making comments about jobs “women are good for”, like Tig welding and mushroom-picking, then he’d look at me like I was supposed to be impressed that he’d recognized a use for my kind. I’d resolved to treat all interactions with local employers as job interviews so I wish I’d had the sense to know on the fly that I’d never want to work for that man because I was biting my tongue from saying, “don’t look at me, all I’m good for is fighting”.
Offtopic I know, but I was reading about this AKB48 stuff, it’s an idol group, anyways some crazy guy attacked two of the girls with a saw during a handshaking event(Who then required hospital treatment), and a staff member before being arrested in Japan, now there are some people who are suing the guy responsible. Crazy stuff.
AKB48 continuously top the music charts as they have some crazy fans who will literally buy dozens, if not hundreds of copies whenever they have this election thing so they can vote up their fav idol. It seems people either love them or hate them and their methods of selling music in equal measure. Because honestly, anyone who buys hundreds of CDs to earn the right to shake someones hand is strange.
Anyway some people here have an awesome sense of humor with how they answered some of these questions, read through quite a few.
“How would you cure world hunger?” – Amazon.com
by curing the heart of all men
“If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” – Apple
to cut the pizza for my client !!
“What is your strategy at table tennis?” – Citigroup
to be elsewhere !
““If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?” – Hewlett-Packard
nothing, because it is already a statement (la question donne la réponse)
“If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?” Bed Bath & Beyond
Frosted Flakes because I am a RRRRRegal!
“How many cows are in Canada?” – Google
one, mine !
“If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?” – Goldman-Sachs
Write to the stupid guy who put me in and wait for the cook will use the blender and put me out
“Do you believe in Bigfoot?” — Norwegian Cruise Line
Of course, I sleep with !
“Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.” – Capitol One
1 or 10 depends of the gradation of the scale !
“What do you think of garden gnomes?” – Trader Joe’s
they suck when they sing !
“What songs best describes your work ethic?” – Dell
All you need is love
“What do you think about when you are alone in your car?” – Gallup
the last beautifull lady I just saw walking on the sidedwalk
“You’re a new addition to the crayon box, what color would you be and why?” – Urban Outfitters
white because it contains all the others colors of the spectrum and because it can help to nuance the others colors for the drawings …
Do I get the job ?
Great answer on the pizza/scissor question Skua!
Well, I have certainly enjoyed everyone’s heartfelt answers to silly interview questions! I have to add the ones I always get are… “What are your greatest faults or weaknesses?” and “What is your greatest strength?”.
I usually answer, impatience with dullards to the first and innovative creativity to the second. So far, I’ve always gotten the job!
“How would you cure world hunger?” – Amazon.com
>>>Reduce the population. We have no special right to overpopulate as it is.
“If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” – Apple
>>>I’d use them to make creative cut-outs of miniature pizzas, hand one to each customer with their order.
“What is your strategy at table tennis?” – Citigroup
>>>Not to play, because I would loose.
““If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?” – Hewlett-Packard
>>>Since I am of German heritage (and taller than average), I would just say, why prove it? Look at me!
“If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?” Bed Bath & Beyond
>>>Honeynut Cheerios, because they float nicely in milk and are a tasty dry snack that remind me of life preservers.
“How many cows are in Canada?” – Google
>>> Canada has cows? I thought they had moose and elk.
“If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?” – Goldman-Sachs
>>>Does the blender ever get turned on? I’d worry about that first before trying to get out.
“Do you believe in Bigfoot?” — Norwegian Cruise Line
>>>Yes, he’s Chewbacca’s fourth cousin, twice removed.
“Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.” – Capitol One
>>>Who says the scale only goes to 10? I fit in as at least a 12.
“What do you think of garden gnomes?” – Trader Joe’s
>>>They aren’t as cute as they’d like you to believe. Now Hobbits, now that’s awesome cute.
“What songs best describes your work ethic?” – Dell
>>>Stormy Weather. I’m told I can be emotional and too blunt.
“What do you think about when you are alone in your car?” – Gallup
>>>How to restart StarGate with the original cast, crew, writers, etc. This may involve time travel, so my thoughts run deep.
“You’re a new addition to the crayon box, what color would you be and why?” – Urban Outfitters
>>>Opalescent lavender-blue, just because of the need to be noticed.
“Say you are dead- what do you think your eulogy would say about you.” – Nationwide
>>>She tried to be kind, loved her cats and family, but impatience with idiots finally did her in.
2cats
(who got a new laptop at work with solid state HD and is LOVING it)
Regarding the “shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender” question, a Google employee had an answer for that which I thoroughly enjoyed:
https://plus.google.com/+AndreasSchou/posts/d3P8HuPyPkb
❗ “How would you cure world hunger?” – Amazon.com
Recycle a few politicians. 😀
➡ “If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” – Apple
Yo Edward, you’re delivering in Brixton tonight!
8) “What is your strategy at table tennis?” – Citigroup
Same as dodgeball — avoid getting hit.
❗ “If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?” – Hewlett-Packard
Put together a basketball team, says the German-named, city-girl from Indiana.
❓ “If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?” – Bed Bath & Beyond
Grain Berry cinnamon shredded wheat: sweet, crunchy, with daily servings of fruit & fiber.
💡 “How many cows are in Canada?” – Google
Dunno, but they say you can hear the mooing from Saskatchewan. They bottle the methane to keep Canadians warm in the winter.
❓ “If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?” – Goldman-Sachs
Write a business proposal to hire a new administrative assistant to let me out, because they do 75 percent of the work anyway. Or, get it done faster by doing it myself, jumping up until the eraser pops off the lid. HR will still be interviewing admin. candidates.
😉 “Do you believe in Bigfoot?” — Norwegian Cruise Line
Doesn’t he live in Nunavut Territory, north of Manitoba? Think he works as a bouncer at a bar.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Spumoni!
🙂 “What do you think of garden gnomes?” – Trader Joe’s
Time to surf Travelocity, or re-watch the Cute kids’ flic, “Gnomeo and Juliet.
😀 “What songs best describes your work ethic?” – Dell
“She works hard for the money, so you’d better treat her right” — white collar work, though!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwWx0Kzeqw0
❗ “What do you think about when you are alone in your car?” – Gallup
Forgive me, I just used the “s” word! Or, why are halogen headlights always set on “stun”?
Caribbean Blue, as in the waves at the beach, which are calling my name!
🙂 “Say you are dead- what do you think your eulogy would say about you.” – Nationwide
(I so hope this doesn’t happen!) “We gather here today to celebrate the late (first & last name). Wait… is she still not here!?”
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Sorry for any typos. Have to work a split shift. Hey Joe! Let’s hear your answers! Thanks, everybody, for yours. Great stuff.
~for the love of Carson Beckett
@gforce:
Yep, doing what they want pays the bills, of which I’ve had more than my fair share lately due to misdirected mail and an errant golfer who wouldn’t take responsibility for his shot shattering my wife’s windshield on her Mustang (even though Barb saw the golfing group it came from). I better stop there; I feel a rant coming on… 😉
@DP:
I’m glad no one told my daughter Jackie “the rules”; she still believes she can be an automotive engineer (and for the record, I KNOW she can!)
https://www.flickr.com/photos/55871901@N05/14114479858/
I’ll be teaching her MIG welding in a few weeks…I’ll have to tell her that’s a woman’s job and leave her to finish welding the floor pans in on the ‘Vette by herself! 😀
On second thought, I’d better help her along; it will be her first time on the MIG and avoiding heat distortion when welding sheet metal can get a little tricky with compound shapes.
Okay, I got it. “If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” – Apple
Ask the interviewer, “I don’t know, how did you use them when you were a pizza delivery man?” (evil hehehe… )
How does Akemi answer all these questions?
If you were a tree what type would you be? A work tree. Stupid question, stupid answer…respond to the common denominator…most interviewers have no or a skewed vision of reality, this is their weakness…exploit it!
I didn’t look at any other answers so I would not be influenced.
“How would you cure world hunger?” – Amazon.com
— There is no easy answer to that question.
“If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” – Apple
— A great tool for protection.
“What is your strategy at table tennis?” – Citigroup
— Win.
““If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?” – Hewlett-Packard
— Go to Germany and measure everyone and record that in a database; then go everywhere else and do the same thing. You’ll be funding that trip.”
“If you were a box of cereal, what would you be and why?” Bed Bath & Beyond
— I would be Cheerios because they have a happy name and they supposed lower cholesterol so I would be helping someone.”
“How many cows are in Canada?” – Google
— Not enough apparently.
“If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?” – Goldman-Sachs
— I would wait until someone put a bunch of fluid in the blender and then I’d float to the top and jump out.”
“Do you believe in Bigfoot?” — Norwegian Cruise Line
— Have you met my husband?”
“Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.” – Capitol One
— And 1 is more weird or less weird.”
“What do you think of garden gnomes?” – Trader Joe’s
— I don’t think of garden gnomes.”
“What songs best describes your work ethic?” – Dell
— “Thank You For Being a Friend.” or “That’s What Friends Are For.”
“What do you think about when you are alone in your car?” – Gallup
— About all the people who are going to do something stupid because they aren’t paying attention.”
“You’re a new addition to the crayon box, what color would you be and why?” – Urban Outfitters
— Invisible Ink Because it is a pretty cool idea.
“Say you are dead- what do you think your eulogy would say about you.” – Nationwide
— The center of her existence was her son, Patrick.