Popping up all over my timeline.

Presenting themselves as breaking news or insightful commentary. But here’s the thing —

They’re not.

Easy to read, but in no way coherent.

Just rhythmic long-form vomit marked by the same tell-tale signs:

Punchy title.

Bullet points.

Hard returns.

They aren’t genuine thoughts posted to foster human interaction. They’re machine-generated text designed to provoke, amplify, and monetize.

Spot the A.I. post.

Masterclass. Midnight. Act fast.

This one was also


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4 thoughts on “May 8, 2026: These posts are driving me crazy!

  1. This is the standard format for every LinkedIn post. Don’t forget the multiple carriage returns in the first few sentences so you have to click on … more…to see what the article might be about.
    I refuse to be added to their engagement statistics.

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