Well, you’ll be pleased – nay, thrilled! – to hear that the NFL’s minimal stats corrections for week 15 of the regular season did NOT impact the score of the semi-final fantasy football match that saw my Snow Monkeys win by the slimmest of margins. To refresh your memories:
So now, with last weekend’s victory finally assured, it’s upwards and onwards. There’s a fantasy football championship on the line (potentially my Snow Monkeys’ third in two years!) and I’ve got to start prepping for my final match versus Petunia Power. In my other league, Ivon Bartok’s Running Dead faces off against Alex Levin’s Flemish Giants. After fifteen long weeks, it finally comes down to this. For THIS:
Gorgeous, isn’t it? By Tuesday of next week, it’ll be sitting on my virtual shelf alongside my 2011 championship trophy, my Primetime Emmy award for Outstanding Drama Series, and my MTV Video Music Award for Best Hip-Hop Video.
Hey, you know what’s really crowded nowadays? EVERYWHERE! I can’t even pick up a salted caramel cream puff at my favorite chocolate shop without having to wait in line. Seriously, people! Is this your first Christmas?! Did nobody warn you it was coming?! Did somebody change the date on you?!
How are you all faring? Braving the crowds or battening down the hatches?
I thought I had everything well in hand until I received a late text from my sister informing me that my mother has nixed our plans to get her a tablet computer, for skyping purposes. Apparently, she doesn’t like Skype because it makes people’s heads too big and grotesque.
And here’s where YOU come in. Just leave a suggestion for what I should get my mother for Christmas in the comments section of this blog and you’ll automatically become a member of Mom’s Christmas Brigade with all of the perks that membership entails [note: membership entails no actual perks]. So what are you waiting for?! Start suggesting!!!