Yes, feast your eyes on the trailer for this Monday’s Supermovie of the Week Club selection: Black Scorpion.
THRILL to the cue card acting!
REVEL in such classic lines as “Mind if I drop in?” after our heroine literally DROPS THROUGH A SKYLIGHT!
REJOICE in the sassy comical sidekick you’ll no doubt want to kill by movie’s end!
WONDER why all the villains in these old superhero movies sound like Darth Vader’s over-eager understudy!
Circle the date on your calendar (provided you still actually use an actual hang-on-your-wall calendar and don’t simply make use of your computer’s calendar function)! Monday, September 23rd!
Hey! Look at what I received in the mail today from Akemi’s family in Japan!
And, in addition, this awesome umbrella: