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This episode first aired May 4, 1990″.

Theresa Goren’s beachside pad was previously featured in “Last Salute to the Commodore”.

In “Ransom for a Dead Man”, Columbo’s second pilot episode, Columbo mentions he is off to investigate a murder in Malibu. Better late than never I guess.

My thoughts on this episode in chronological viewing order…

What a great parking spot, right in front of the bookstore!

Wayne is a cad, sleeping with his accountant and hiding the fact he is dating the famous author.

“You don’t have to be an actor, not with anything else you can do.” My favorite line of this episode.

Wayne seems a little clingy.

“Who was it?”
“Just a wrong number”… I was speaking to for five minutes.

15 minutes in and still not sure what’s going on in this episode.

Oh, shit. The driving gloves come on. He means business.

Whose POV is this, semi-witnessing the murder?

Columbo finds a hardboiled egg in his pocket! Did he forget he put it there or was it a gift from his wife?

Boy, Columbo is fixated on those knee socks.

And, clearly, the panties. Hoo boy.

The running gag of Columbo trying to get rid of his egg shells is kind of funny.

Weird OUT after Columbo finds out Wayne is the victim’s fiancé.

The Mystery of the Missing Ashtray!

“She’s so pretty.” Columbo opining on the dead woman…after going through her panty drawer. WTF is wrong with him this episode?

Brenda Vaccaro’s performance is annoyingly one note.

Wayne’s attempt to jump the P.I. is pretty lame. As is his swoon. Was his corset too tight?

He claims he just stumbled upon the murder scene and fired a single shot at her? Wut? Wouldn’t he wonder why she was lying in front of the fireplace?

“There’s no law against shooting a dead body.” Actually, I’m pretty sure there is.

How many eggs does Columbo have in his pockets?

Everybody is sad she’s dead because she was so pretty. It’s like an attack of violence has been committed on life itself!

Columbo doesn’t seem fazed by heights. Has he cured himself of his vertigo?

Why do those crows look like bats?

She made the call, not her sister?! She doesn’t sound anything like her?!

Good lord! The scene of the two of them falling into each other’s arms. This episode is a parody of Columbo of old.

I like the ghoulish coroner.

Columbo fixated on those panties again.

The panties were put on backwards. Of course it was a man! Really? That’s the Gotcha?

Holy smokes, “Murder in Malibu” is a steaming turd of an episode with the most ludicrous Gotcha in franchise history. Forget the fact that Jess sounded nothing like her sister and yet managed to convince Wayne, her freakin’ fiancé! Forget the fact that the whole case hinges on a pair of panties being put on backwards (say in the dead of night as our victim rushed to get dressed at the sound of someone in her home)! But the fact that Wayne drives all the way to Malibu, finds Theresa in bed and, instead of asking her about her decision and trying to talk her out of it, he just shoots her. What utter nonsense.

Easily the worst episode of the show’s run to date.


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5 responses

  1. This episode was soap opera-ish. The victim’s sister was very high maintenance. I was exhausted with her from just watching the episode.

    Other than Wayne’s looks, what is so appealing about the guy? Even that old lady neighbor seemed entranced by him. Wayne seemed like a chameleon and his personality changed depending on who was in front of him. People had to notice that, yes? Weird character.

    I did like the “ghoulish coroner”.

    The house and the gardens were stunning. I hope it’s still there.

    This will rank on the bottom of the list. Was it a new writer/director or something?

    1. No! It was written by Jackson Gillis who wrote 9 classic Columbo episodes including Suitable for Framing, Requiem for a Falling Star, and Troubled Waters.

      1. Which were good episodes. Then, why that difference? It looks like a gap…

  2. I watched this Ep the night before and I don’t know why I can’t remember who killed her. Or why. I thought, well I didn’t actually see Wayne shoot her. Maybe another jealous person did it. So many distracting things going on. Boiled eggs, ladies’ underwear, knee socks, nice cars, beautiful scenery, fainting. The egg bit was amusing until at one point the egg was very dirty looking. Next time they showed it, it was clean again. I guess they rinsed it under some water. I was yelling ‘throw the eggshells in the garden!” Just kind of forgettable.

  3. I must have a high tolerance for crap because, while this wasn’t a great episode, I didn’t hate it. After the reveal that Theresa was already dead when Wayne shot her the story switched a bit into a classic whodunit, which I enjoyed. It didn’t last long, though.

    Is there anyone in LA that Wayne isn’t sleeping with? There’s a lot of philanderers in this season. Columbo better not introduce Wayne to Mrs Columbo!

    I have almost zero knowledge of the geography of southern California so I have no idea where Malibu, Palm Springs, or LA are in relation to each other. Although, Columbo did helpfully mention how long it would take to drive the distance.

    Wayne doesn’t strike me as someone with a lot of brain-cells to rub together. Am I seriously supposed to believe that in a fit of rage from being dumped by his fiance he does the calculation that he can drive to Malibu, kill his now ex, and get back to Palm Springs in time for his tennis match? So he hops into his car, barrels up the highway to Malibu, shoots his ex without even talking to her, partly dresses her, and dumps her on the fireplace. Opens the safe and pockets the jewellery, a jade Buddha, and an ashtray. Then, after committing murder, he has the wherewithal to use the bat-crows as cover to make an alibi phone call and before he gets back into his car to barrel back to Palm Springs he’s observant enough to notice the cable guys. So then he goes back inside and waits for the cable guys to leave. What if they were going to be there all day? Now he’s not going to be able to get back to Palm Springs in time! He needs another plan. And the best he can come up with is to shoot his ex AGAIN!? Dumbest. Murderer. Ever.

    The gotcha was a notcha. Wayne is totally being acquitted of this one even with his stupidity. There isn’t a scrap of evidence unless they find the jewellery, Buddha, and ashtray under the front seat of his car.

    Ignoring season 10 (which, for some reason, are all scoreless in IMDB) this episode is the 4th lowest scoring episode of the whole show, ahead of “Dead Weight”, “A Matter of Honor”, and “Last Salute to the Commodore”.

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