All 32 NFL teams will again this year be forced to stencil a ‘social justice’ message in their endzones.
They must choose from the following options:
“Murder is Bad”
“You Should Be Ashamed”
“Super Friends, Unite”
“Say Yes to War – When NATO Says So”
“Hurray for Lentils”
Consuming a 15 oz jar of Nutella gets you fully one third of the recommended dietary allowance of protein as set by the National Academy of Medicine.
If you opt for the Italian product with significantly more hazelnuts, that jar would provide approximately 40% of your daily recommended dietary allowance of protein.
I’m the type of husband who gets sent out for soy sauce and shampoo and comes back with ponzu and conditioner.
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Just wondering, what does a jar of Nutella give you in terms of Sugars … diabetes, etc. 😉
Super Friends … has the NFL been watching Supergirl reruns?
I was reading the nutrition label on my 2.5kg bag of Callebaut Power 41 milk chocolate last night and discovered that eating 200g will give you nearly 100% of your recommended daily intake of iron! It’s practically health food!
“I’m the type of husband who gets sent out for soy sauce and shampoo and comes back with ponzu and conditioner.”
Hmmm…I get sent out for Nestle Crunch-bars (for Barb) and I usually come back with meat for smoking (brisket, ribs, pork butt, or pork belly), and sometimes Cajun boiled peanuts.
For the endzone messages, I’d choose “Super Friends, Unite”…that sorta feels like it’s the direction the NFL is going in (no tackling…we’ll just hug it out ;-).