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This episode aired February 19, 1972

This is one of the rare Columbo episodes where the murder is committed off-screen.

The secretary’s desk is the same desk used by Investigator Brimmer in “Death Lends a Hand” and lawyer Frank Simpson in “Suitable for Framing”.

The blue convertible Elliot Markham uses to transport the body of his victim was the same blue convertible Ken Franklin used to transport the body of his victim in “Murder by the Book”.

The scene in which Markham blows a tire and is offered help by a passing patrol officer was originally written for “Murder by the Book” but moved to this episode. Steven Boccho wrote both.

Series creators William Link and Richard Levinson elected to finally honor their contractual obligation to Falk by allowing him to direct this episode – which happened to be the most challenging of the first season scripts, saddling Falk with scenes at a construction site that proved as tricky as they were frustrating. Levinson admitted: “From the standpoint of difficulties, we gave him the worst one to direct.”

According to Mark Dawidziak in his book The Columbo Phile: “Levinson and Link would drive over to Century City so they could smile down on the harried director. Falk would pause long enough to shake his fist at them.”

To prepare himself for his first directing gig, Falk consulted former Columbo director Steven Spielberg as well as his good friend John Cassavetes (with whom he would co-direct “Etude in Black”, the season 2 premiere).

During the sequence in which the construction crew dig up the site, Falk requested more extras to make the scene more dynamic, but the studio refused, so he ended up hiring 25 actors and paying for them out of his own pocket.

“Our feeling was that he did a good job directing, but not so good playing the character,”said Levinson, citing Falk’s more harried portrayal in contrast to past low key performances.

Falk, either turned off by the experience or displeased by the results would never take the director’s reins again.

My thoughts on this episode in chronological viewing order:

“You were in Europe. There was no way to get in touch with you.” Wut?!

Man, that was a lame smack. The sort of glancing blow you would give someone to humiliate and provoke them.

Great reveal of Markham sitting in the back seat of Bo’s car.

Interesting that we don’t see the murder. I suppose that, at that points, it’s just superfluous.

Columbo asking about how Jennifer and Elliot met – he’s suspicious of them!

Love the segue from the second wife’s “He’s very much alive” to the first wife’s: “He’s dead.”

Why is the masseuse dubbed by someone whose first language is clearly not Japanese?

I like shy Columbo echoing the nude model scene in “Suitable for Framing”.

Can I say how much I love Janis Paige’s performance as Goldie Williamson. The highlight of this episode.

The cassette deck in the car sequence goes on for a while.

Presumably witnesses can place Bo at the race track prior to his death. Why aren’t Columbo and the police pursuing that line of questioning? If they did, they could find the body and wrap this up at the 45 minute mark, saving themselves so much time and trouble.

“Do you want a half a candy bar?” – Probably my favorite line in the episode.

Love the fact he goes to interview Bo’s doctor who insists on giving him a check-up.

Man, Markham really DOES love his classical music, listening to it full blast as he broods in his office. Subtle, this aint.

Columbo’s sudden entrance here just comes off as weird and stagey.

He likens Columbo to a tick. Perfect.

Strange that Columbo needs to shout to be heard at the construction site but Markham speaks at normal levels.

Love this double sequence where Columbo is forced to deal with government bureaucracy and must waste time standing in line only to get nowhere. He really needs an assistant. Overall, the extended sequence is a bit of a stage weight, but it’s a lot of fun so I’ll excuse it.

Goldie is pretty touchy-affectionate with Columbo. Does she have a crush on our diminutive detective?

The beat where the patrol cop asks him to pop the trunk so he can help his change the tire is a brilliant bit of suspense.

Pretty clever set-up on Columbo’s part. In the end, Markham did not possess the genius of those early murderers.

“Carnegie Hall and Nashville. They don’t mix.” My second favorite line of the episode.

Love the final shot of Columbo thinking twice about the cigar and then stubbing it out. At this point, Levinson and Link had no idea whether or not the show would be back and felt the moment offered a nice little button on the character.

Overall, a pretty good episode. Solid script and direction with some wonderful moments of humor and a delightfully kooky performance by Janis Paige. I felt the only real drawbacks were the rather obvious failure to check the racetrack and Patrick O’Neal’s somewhat lackluster performance as our main baddie. In the previous episode, Roddy McDowall was pretty OTT but, in this episode, O’Neal plays it so sedate that his performance sucks a lot of the fun out of his scenes with Falk.

As a result, my current episode rankings would be: #1 Death Lends a Hand, #2 Suitable for Framing, #3 Prescription: Murder, #4 Murder by the Book/Ransom for a Dead Man (tie), #5 Lady in Waiting, #6 Blueprint for Murder, #7 Dead Weight, #8 Short Fuse

Finally, we come to the point in our review when we ask ourselves whether Columbo has enough for a GUILTY verdict, or is our murderer looking at an ACQUITTAL. Alas, having been caught red-headed with a body in the trunk of his car, it’s lights out for Markham. GUILTY!


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  1. “You were in Europe. There was no way to get in touch with you.” I cracked up at this line. If only there was some sort of communication device that allowed people to talk to each other over long distances. Maybe the telephone hadn’t reached Europe by then? 😛

    The reveal of Markham in the back seat was awesome! Usually those sorts of shots are telegraphed from miles away but I didn’t see this one coming.

    I don’t speak Japanese and even I thought the Japanese dubbing was bad.

    Janis Paige as Goldie was hilarious. The way she kept calling Columbo “Lover” . . . Solid Gold! She definitely wouldn’t make a criminal mastermind with that lame plant of the bloody hat.

    All the music sequences in this episode went on way too long. Plus lots of lingering opening shots of locations. And the humerous but unnecessary scene applying for permits. They must have been running short.

    Definitely could have wrapped things up much quicker if someone had checked the tool shed at the stables. When Markham goes back there to get the body I thought there was going to be a twist and we’d actually see that Bo was still alive, just locked up somewhere. Sadly, no. I think it would be a good twist, though. Having a murder investigation for someone who hadn’t actually been murdered . . . yet.

    When the pile was being dug up I was trying to figure out Columbo’s plan. I knew the body wouldn’t be there, Markham was too happy for it to be dug. And Columbo is rarely wrong so I knew he must have had a reason, I just couldn’t figure out what it was. So I was pleasantly surprised when it was revealed that the body hadn’t been dumped yet and the whole thing was set up by Columbo to encourage Markham to bring the body out of hiding.

    The cop pulling him over was great! I genuinely thought the jig was up.

    I think this is the second time they’ve had a big “switch on the light to reveal a bunch of cops observing the murderer incriminate himself” finale. At least this one there was an actual body and not just a contact lens possibly planted by Columbo himself! Much more satisfying and concrete.

    I liked O’Neal’s performance as Markham. He was calm and in control for most of the time, even when the cop pulled him over and when he was discovered with the body. The only time he lost his cool was when he was brooding in his office to the loud music.

    You don’t get more cut and dried with this one. Totally GUILTY!

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      Joseph Mallozzi

      That WOULD have been an interesting twist. I don’t think I’ve her seen that before – a murder investigation that ends with the presumed victim still alive.

  2. This is one of my favorite episodes – but not in the top 5 – maybe the top 10.

    The whole ‘no way to get in touch with you’ thing is a reminder that – within our lifetime – instant communication wasn’t always possible. If someone travelled (especially overseas) and didn’t leave an itinerary and contact numbers, how on earth could you find them? We are so used to getting in touch with people via text or cellphone almost instantly that we forget there was a time we couldn’t contact someone if we didn’t know exactly where they were, not unless they called us first. I went to France for a week when I was 17, and never once communicated with my family. It does seem weird now.

    I didn’t realize that Falk directed this one (because I didn’t pay attention during the opening credits). Without knowing that, I thought the direction was pretty darn good – and it was one of the first things I wanted to bring up. Yes, the reveal of Markham in the back of Bo’s car was excellent. There were a few shots I noticed that were quite good and I especially appreciated the scene showing how hard it was for a grown man to get a body into the boot of a car (yes, Leslie – I’m looking at you. How did you do it?). It all made me think it was a very experienced director behind the camera. Lol…how wrong I was!

    Could the body in the trunk and helpful cop bit be the inspiration for a similar scene in the movie, 9 to 5?

    LOVED Goldie’s Mozart in Hot Pants outfit…lol…SO over-the-top! I had to see who the costume designer was. It was Burton Miller, who worked on many tv shows and was nominated for an Academy Award, along with the most excellent Edith Head, for their work on Airport ’77.

    We (the whole family, sister and b-i-l included, watched) had trouble with the audio. I don’t think it was a production issue, but a sound issue due to these newfangled televisions. We did what we could to adjust the audio (I know there is a setting for watching older shows on newer tvs), but each tv is different. The problem presented itself mostly during the construction site scenes where the construction sounds drowned out the dialogue. That was a bit annoying, and made me miss some of what was being said.

    I love the whole construction office bit. Columbo does not like to wait in line! This scenario presents itself in at least one other episode…can’t remember which atm.

    Did I mention Mozart in Hot Pants? It sure beats the Huggy Bear Pimp Hat from Lady in Waiting!

    The ‘gotcha’ moment is so satisfying because Columbo took a huge chance and had to put up with the aftermath, all still not 100% sure his plan would work. But in the end all of his standing in line and risk-taking paid off!

    I really do like this episode, but I tend not to watch it as much because I tend to watch episodes from seasons 3 & 4 more often (ad my favorite episode, which doesn’t show up until much later). I swore I had ranked these episodes before and only missed the last one, but I can’t for the life of me find anything. So I will start again, all subject to change, of course. My rankings of those we’ve watched:
    #1 Suitable for Framing
    #2 Prescription: Murder
    #3 Blueprint for Murder
    #4 Murder by the Book
    #5 Lady in Waiting
    #6 Death Lends a Hand
    #7 Ransom for a Dead Man
    #8 Short Fuse
    #9 Dead Weight

    As far as the trial is concerned – GUILTY! Pretty much an open and shut trunk in this case. 😉

    das

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      Joseph Mallozzi

      Pretty high praise for this episode. And pretty high praise for seasons 3 and 4. Thinking we may have to press ahead once we’ve completed season 2!

      And, yes, I do remember a time when cell phone weren’t so prevalent. I remember being in a grocery store checkout line when a customer behind me got a call on their cell. The guy at the till rolled his eyes at me and was like: “What is he, a doctor being called in for emergency kidney surgery?”

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