Magical Penis Wine? Yes/No https://t.co/JWr53qNYkS
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) January 20, 2024
Baumkuchen Ice Cream? Yes/No
People go crazy for new baumkuchen ice cream in Japan https://t.co/fxXPmbmjAf via @RocketNews24En— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) January 21, 2024
Squid Devil Burger? Yes/No
Dom Dom’s Squid Devil Burger is here to shake up the gourmet scene like a tokusatsu bad guy https://t.co/9Sa8U1VIO8 via @RocketNews24En— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) January 22, 2024
Dill pickle cornbread cupcakes? Yes/No
Dill pickle cornbread cupcakes are up for grabs at this Alabama bakery https://t.co/g31Xv30VID— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) January 23, 2024
Pizza Rolls Pizza? Yes/No https://t.co/pGbFcd5zsX
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) January 24, 2024
Yubari King Melon? Yes/Nohttps://t.co/eg8FPiM2Ef
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) January 25, 2024
The Chickle? Yes/No https://t.co/epZYFmIvbd
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) January 27, 2024
Blood-red Frappuccinos? Yes/No
Starbucks Japan unveils new blood-red Frappuccinos for Valentine’s Day https://t.co/vmEolemJeK via @RocketNews24En— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) January 26, 2024
Crispy Chicken Skin Tacos? Yes/No pic.twitter.com/w7MKYTx2qn
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) January 28, 2024
Oleato? Yes/No
The Starbucks drink that makes people poop themselves is coming to Canada https://t.co/J5CnKhdng6— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) January 29, 2024
Best = Crispy chicken skin tacos
Worst = Magical penis wine (probably?)
And you?
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BEST: Yubari King Melon. It’s the only thing not developed in a science lab!
WORST: Magical Penis Wine. What were they thinking?!
IF I EVER NEED A LAXATIVE: Oleato.
I’d try them all but the wine and the Oleanto.
I have a movie question for you, what’s with the two Suicide Squad movies? Is one a sequel because they share a few cast members.
Don’t know if they’re even related
Magical what now? No.
I’m somewhat intrigued by (but would probably hate) the dill pickle cornbread cupcakes.
Best: Baumkuchen Ice Cream
Worst: it’s a tie between dill pickle cup cakes and the penis wine.