My most feared 7-word combo:
"Let's-get-on-a -zoom-to-discuss".— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 30, 2023
The Westphalia Ripple speaks thirteen languages. It begs passersby to touch it, but those who do so vanish within it. (None have returned.)
Local city officials are planning on building a protective chainlink fence around it, pending environmental impact studies. pic.twitter.com/k2abgI9Wfr
— Thinkwert (@Thinkwert) June 30, 2023
Vegetables I can eat every day:
Broccoli
Garlic
Onions
Japanese sweet potatoes https://t.co/SGlnPg3DSN— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 29, 2023
Columbo network notes…
What's the one thing you eat almost every day?
Me – pic.twitter.com/yEBodKg7FU— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 28, 2023
If there's a clause in your contract that hinges on "best efforts", well you can be pretty damn sure you're not getting that.
— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 26, 2023
Today’s Yes/No…
Sushi Cake? Yes/No
Tokyo’s first sushi cake specialty store opens in Japan https://t.co/MnJfG3XBX1 via @RocketNews24En— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴☠️ (@BaronDestructo) June 30, 2023
The Columbo notes reminds me of Futurama. Do you remember when they canceled the show for the first time? When Futurama came back they roasted the network. The Torgo Executive Powder. For those of you that haven’t watched Futurama, here’s what Torgo powder was:
“Torgo’s Executive Powder is a fine pink powder derived from high-ranking people at various organizations, notably the Box Delivery Network, which canceled the license of Planet Express in 3005. The powder is obtained by first beating said executives to a pulp, then grinding the remains until it resembles a dry powder. Despite general stoicism toward death in the future, even this is apparently seen as an extreme “punishment.
Ah, now I need to see the Westphalia Ripple5!
Thank God it’s Saturday! I still have to clean and move things back after our new floor installation but the house is functional.
I mowed yesterday early morning. It got up to 110F heat index and I even though I started before it reached the peak temp, I was still a big woozy afterwards. I’m glad to have that over with.
Yesterday was my Bday. I can’t believe I’m pushing 60. Not quite there but soon. All too soon. 🤨
Have a wonderful Saturday!
Awesome
Happy Birthday TAM!!!!
Happy belated Birthday!!!
Columbo was a great show IMHO.