My new agent requested my latest headshot. Latest headshot? I think the last professional photo taken of me was for a magazine feature back in 2007. So I scoured my computer and unearthed the following. YOU choose!
So, what’ll it be?
Or when it proves capable of writing a genuinely funny half hour comedy. Whichever comes first.
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Today’s Yes/No…
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Headshot? How about your last passport photo…or a new one. You should show off the distinguished silvering hair, perhaps with a scruffy artistic beard.
I’m serious. I have received compliments for my multicolored “natural highlights” for two, no, three decades.
How about the photo w/Suji from 1/29/23 Suji Sunday?
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All playfulness and snark bark aside. This is actually an excellent and very handsome photo of you two. xo
Definitely the first picture.
The first picture has too much Dr. Evil (worth a million dollars). I would have thought you would have a picture of Priest Burger because I can relate to being there, but who wouldn’t like a picture of the little scene stealer. Am watching rebroadcast of Stargate SG-1. reading tne credits and didn’t realize how much RDA was involve with production.
After much consideration, I think you should use the one with Suji and DO NOT cut her out. She is part of the charm of the picture and makes you look professional yet approachable and human. Plus you are obviously sitting in a writer’s room. So they know you’ve been there, done that.
The one with Suji, of course 🙂
My vote goes to the first one. But I do wonder, was this before or after you “La’nched Ze Missiles !” As part of your diabolical plan to “zake ofer the world.” ? (I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a big red button hidden on that console behind that chair.)
The pink dinosaur headshot.
If you mean, the third one, that’s a human man with a pink scarf.
you in the rond chair (the last but one)
Nerf guns, definitely
The first one. You’re in a cool but work-related setting making an interesting pose.