Akemi: Jonny Depp makes the same joke you do whenever Suji poops on the bed.
Me: Hunh?
Akemi: He's joking that Amber Heard pooped on his bed.
Me: He's…not joking.
Akemi: Whaaaaat?!!— Joseph Mallozzi š“āā ļø (@BaronDestructo) May 17, 2022
In alien-related news…
It's a tear down. https://t.co/rc9WbAqncH
— Joseph Mallozzi š“āā ļø (@BaronDestructo) May 17, 2022
Signed a contract?
"There is an agreement between the U.S. government and the aliens. They signed a contract with us to do experiments here," he said."
Aliens exist and Trump almost let it slip, says Israeli professor and former space official https://t.co/4vHwREJuX9— Joseph Mallozzi š“āā ļø (@BaronDestructo) May 17, 2022
Thatās Goaāuld!!!
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— mike freeman (@mikefreemanNFL) May 17, 2022
Today’s Yes/No…
Sparkling Potatoes? Yes/No
You can make 'sparkling potatoes' with Mountain Dew, and it's a dish every potluck needs https://t.co/XdpMnikTpO— Joseph Mallozzi š“āā ļø (@BaronDestructo) May 17, 2022
Meanwhile on the home front…
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