Akemi: Jonny Depp makes the same joke you do whenever Suji poops on the bed.
Me: Hunh?
Akemi: He's joking that Amber Heard pooped on his bed.
Me: He's…not joking.
Akemi: Whaaaaat?!!— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) May 17, 2022
In alien-related news…
It's a tear down. https://t.co/rc9WbAqncH
— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) May 17, 2022
Signed a contract?
"There is an agreement between the U.S. government and the aliens. They signed a contract with us to do experiments here," he said."
Aliens exist and Trump almost let it slip, says Israeli professor and former space official https://t.co/4vHwREJuX9— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) May 17, 2022
That’s Goa’uld!!!
@BaronDestructo pic.twitter.com/C9Ob27Nho6
— mike freeman (@mikefreemanNFL) May 17, 2022
Today’s Yes/No…
Sparkling Potatoes? Yes/No
You can make 'sparkling potatoes' with Mountain Dew, and it's a dish every potluck needs https://t.co/XdpMnikTpO— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) May 17, 2022
Meanwhile on the home front…
Aliens should just come and take over Earth now … since humans are not doing a good job at it.
I’ve literally daydreamed about leading the invasion.
Re the Mountain Dew Potatoes (barf), I’m thinking that after baking for that long the sparkly has long since popped. This Dew is definitely a Don’t.