Shortly, after SG-1 was cancelled, we stopped receiving network notes. As a gag, I wrote a scene into a script that saw our resident alien, Teal'c, inadvertently attend a reading of the Vagina Monologues. I assumed that, when they saw it, they would ask me to remove it… pic.twitter.com/G9qCN4ykjc
— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) January 6, 2022
5 Recently Misplaced Items to know me:
My reading glasses
My dog's winter coat
The USB adapter for my MacBook
The revised pitch for my small-town horror series
The screw-top cap of the olive oil— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) January 6, 2022
5 injuries to know me:
1. Compound wrist fracture after the trampoline we were setting up in 3rd grade gym class sprang back and snapped it in two.
2. Re-fracture of my wrist by some guy at the hospital when it was discovered the original break had been set incorrectly. 1/3— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) January 6, 2022
5. Injury sustained by 3 year old me when the porcelain toilet seat unexpectedly slammed shut. 3/3
— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) January 6, 2022
Today’s Yes/No = chocolate-dipped ice cream tacos….
新感覚のひんやりスイーツ！チョコディップアイスクリームタコス #tastyjapan pic.twitter.com/KDdJL2AYSV
— Tasty Japan (@TastyJapan) January 6, 2022
The Vagina Monologues scene was hilarious! I would have felt the same way watching that.
Yes, to the chocolate tacos.
Yesterday, we had another round of precipitation go through our area. Thankfully, most of the it went above us and we received just a hint of ice. Whew! I had to drive across town for a pre-procedure covid test (epidural shot is next week 🤞) during the storm, so my hubby loaded my truck up with heavy pavers. The pavers make the truck handle like a four wheel drive. Thankfully, the pavers weren’t necessary and now we have to unload the truck. 🙁 Good news, bad news 😉 .
How’s the lockdown going? Can you exercise in your building’s gym? I’ve seen pictures of Suji walking outside, so that’s good!
I’d heard that Montreal required dogs be walked at certain times. They backed down on that, yes? Not every dog is on their schedule. We live in crazy times!!!!
Here are links for your consideration: https://www.ibtimes.com/3-killed-several-injured-string-piranha-attacks-paraguay-3370976
A bit of good news: https://www.sfgate.com/news/bayarea/article/Stolen-Bulldog-Reunited-With-Owners-16756672.php
Have they learned nothing?: https://www.courant.com/politics/hc-pol-nursing-homes-covid-admissions-20220106-5dtye3pl4fhnddydmchlefb4q4-story.html
I hope everyone has a good weekend!
A truly memorable scene! Giving me flashbacks to yesterday’s ep of Station Eleven which decided to show not tell during a birthing scene, HBO is like a beloved, slightly seedy relative that everyone’s happy to see at the picnic but who will remind you before the end of the day why no one invites them places.
I made perfect roasted kale for dinner with red onion, sun dried peppers and spicy pecans. And I’m snacking on kale chips with coconut cashews and pork rinds. I may turn as green as the grinch.
Another news link: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cat-found-recliner-thrift-store_n_61d862e0e4b061afe3b20926
I had a cat that hid in furniture.