Words to live by…
Embrace life as though you were my super high former neighbor greeting me at the dog park!
— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 12, 2021
Words also to live by…
Do not schedule for zoom that which can be accomplished via email.
— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 12, 2021
The absolute worst are those State of the Union zooms dedicated to summing up what everyone already knows. Just to make sure we’re all on the same page!
You’d think they’d put in more than a half-assed effort by giving their fictitious Swiss biologist a Swiss name (thread)…
#China’s Party-controlled press is now furiously busy scrubbing its reports regarding Swiss biologist “Wilson Edwards” said to be embroiled in a @WHO #covid scandal however… pic.twitter.com/TC1YcS7E4Z
— Stephen McDonell (@StephenMcDonell) August 10, 2021
My mind automatically went here…
Today’s Yes/No…
Boozy Mountain Dew? Yes/No
Boozy Mountain Dew will be available in 2022 https://t.co/MNjQaHCmPc— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 12, 2021
Meanwhile, on the home front – I test out the mysteriously frictionless kitchen floor…
I don’t imbibe, bit if I did, I would definitely go for the boozy Mtn. Dew.
That floor looks dangerous! How does Suji do on it?
She steers clear.
Those floors were made for grippy socks.
I don’t believe anything coming out of China or North Korea.
““Your enthusiasm towards life is a magnet to all things enthusiastic entering your life.”
― Hiral Nagda”
❤ those floors!
We used to put on socks so we could go skating after my mom buffed the floors.
Hard Mountain Dew Yes/No? These hard seltzers get an unfair advantage in the market because the U.S. taxes distilled spirits more harshly than brews. Mixed cocktails are the superior product. Brews are much higher in histamines, which will only cause a flush for some people, but others are once again forced to pay higher prices for something that would be far cheaper without government interference. So, in short, No, but only for health reasons, I’m jealous.
Invest in Southern (and Northern end of hillbilly highways) beverage drive-thrus NOW, because meth was only for killing time until Mountain Dew came out with a brew.
I ran across this article. The implications are alarming and sad. https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/local-media-release/memphis-seizes-hundreds-counterfeit-covid-19-vaccination-cards-every