For those of you who requested the homemade limoncello recipe (Courtesy of my sister’s friend, Frank)…
Meanwhile, today’s Yes/No…
Ramen Ice Cream Bar? Yes/No
Thanks to @lidlRini for the tip. https://t.co/D7yok67vUy— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 5, 2021
I’d prefer a second glass of the limoncello.
I mean, come on…
And here I assumed they tasted like Turkish gin.
Some truly revelatory insights.
"Most Japanese whiskeys taste similar to those made in Ireland, Scotland or the United States."
$5,800 Whiskey Bottle, a Gift From Japan to Pompeo, Is Missing, U.S. Says https://t.co/5hpdfbzSMM— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 4, 2021
The article even fails to mention the bottle of Japanese whiskey that goes for six grand. What ever happened to investigative journalism?
Guys! Breaking News!
Breaking News: Most of the public like the idea of getting cash from others! https://t.co/k2mFVrKH1D
— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 5, 2021
Also, here’s an idea…
Instead of a gradual phase-out, I think we should immediately stop the use of fossil fuels and lean into more ESG-friendly alternatives like mono-wheels, wagon trains and dilithium crystals. https://t.co/k2mFVrKH1D
— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 5, 2021
I think I’ve discovered the secret to not losing money in the stock market: Sell your winners and take your losers to the grave.
Wow. I haven't seen a market this robust since Nigeria in 2008!
Stock Market Today: S, Nasdaq Score New Highs Ahead of Jobs Day | NASDAQ https://t.co/ctPJPi4A36 pic.twitter.com/EC4KlPNW4O— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 5, 2021
Is there a part 2 to that Limoncello recipe? How long does the lemons and alcohol sit? Sit where? Does Frank ship out of Canada? Shouldn’t that be LEmoncello with an E? That drink really looks good. That was super nice of him to make you all some!
I’d try that Ramen Ice Cream Bar. I see chocolate. What could go wrong?
Whoops. Fixed!
Buy low. Sell high!!!! I’ve been doing it wrong all these years!
Your recipe for limoncello appears to be incomplete. Will you be sharing the rest on subsequent blog posts?