This morning as I was prepping her for our medical phone consult:
Me: The nurse will just ask you general questions like – Do you exercise? Do you get enough sleep?
Akemi: Do you see ghosts? Do you see aliens?
Me: Those questions are more likely to come up during your Mental Health assessment.
Akemi: And if you see ghosts at night, you have brain issues.
Me: Only at night?
Akemi: Yes. People may see ghosts or aliens or God.
Akemi: Do you know who sees God a lot?
Me: Pirates? Why pirates?
Akemi: Pi-rets. (enunciating) Pi-ROTS.
Akemi: They go up into space.
Me: Oh. Astronauts.
Akemi: Yes. A lot of them see God because the air pressure – how do you say? – is too high or too low, so they see things.
Me: Like God.
Akemi: Yes. And they say God is very nice guy.
Akemi: So nice to know.