I received the following email from my surprisingly persistent pen pal (and dedicated scammer) James Williams:
“Dear Cookie Monster,
Good day, how are you doing?why have you not respond back to my mail for the past 1week now, i want yu to know that this transaction is for real and is legistimate okay so just get back to me with your faithful mind and let continue this transaction, however if you are no more intrested you are free to get back to me and open up that you are no more intrested so i will stop wasting my time and efort as a lawyer okay.”
A bewildered Cookie Monster wrote back:
“But Cookie Monster already send money! Is possible dere be other James Williams in London? Hard to believe but just in case maybe you contact him and see if he get your money instead? Here is address:
James Williams
London
Also, good news! Me coming to visit! Dis year, me and Sesame Street friends take group vacation to England instead of local neighborhood pub. Hope is good idea. Last time try somewhere new, went camping and Big Bird shot by poachers. Oscar attacked by racoons. Bert get lost looking for toilet and den Ernie get lost looking for Bert looking for toilet and den Grover get lost IN toilet (go spelunking in outhouse and discover subterranean lair of mole men dat make him god [lucky!] but he cut himself and bleed and dey say he not god den so try to feed him to firepit monster [unlucky!] but he escape to surface [lucky!] but get poison okay [unlucky!] on eyeballs! [very unlucky]). Count sleep too close to campfire, ignite Jagermeister breath and wake up everybody because face on fire (ever since, have to pencil in eyebrows). Den park ranger give ticket for littering and put real damper on outing.
Hope dis holiday be better. What your address?
Sincerely,
Cookie Monster
P.S. Oscar want to know is many racoons in England? Also Grover ask how about mole men?”
Today’s pics: Friday’s action over on Stage 3.
Today’s video: Click on the date to glimpse the director at work.
Today‘s mailbag:
Emma writes: “…Hotel Chocolat have you heard/tried any of its wares?”
Answer: Yup. We received a Care package from the Hotel Chocolat compliments of some fans earlier this season. Sure beat the chocolates at the W.
Vvv0472 writes: “In the SG1 episode Family Ties, Why doesn’t Vala mention to her Father that his grandaughter is the Orici; leader of the Ori army?”
Answer: They hadn’t spoken in years, weren’t on the best of terms, and she didn’t exactly feel like opening up to him about her personal life.
Promogirl writes: “Who will be directing the season finale?”
Answer: Martin Wood will be directing The Last Man.
Dream-of-Skies writes: “There’s a thought – I’ve spotted amongst the comments that there seems to be a little issue regarding Creation Entertainment conventions. However, they are having a Chocolate Bingo Bash on the 2nd April 2007 in Burnaby – would that not tempt you in any way?”
Answer: I’d sooner be devoured by a pack of wild baboons than attend a Creatin-sponsored event.
Jedi writes: “So how can we help the ratings if we don’t know anyone that has one of the boxes?”
Answer: Just tune in.
Padawan_Aneiki writes: “Hey, does Fondy’s shop cater only to dog-owners or is there anything for the feline-lovers among us?”
Answers: There’s plenty for the kitties as well.
Anonymous #1 writes: “You answered the season four question, so the season five one has to be asked.”
Answer: It can be asked but it aint being answered.
Nathaniel writes: “Okay heading to vegas at the end of the october where is the chocolate shop and did you want anything?”
Answer: The shop is Vosges and it’s in the Forum mall. Thanks for the offer but I’m fine.
Patricia writes: “Is chocolate really better than sex?”
Answer: Depends on the kind of chocolate and who you’re having sex with.
Atlantisfannew1 a ecrit: “1)Combient de temp passez vous par jours sur votre blog?
2)Quel est votre viande pr�f�r�?”
Reponses: 1) Environs une heure. 2) L’agneau.
Anonymous #2 writes: “…some of us on the gateworld forum were wondering in the episode 200 sam was talking about a time when Jack was made invisible by alien technology and we were wondering did that actually happened or was sam making it up?”
Answer: In my mind, it definitely never happened.
Anonymous #3 writes: “If you guys turned Beckett into a wraith, as people are speculating about on GW, that would be the final nail in the coffin. Watch the anti season four people grow in numbers.”
Answer: Um, okay.
Anonymous #4 writes: “How do you like Dean Koontz?”
Answer: Never met him but I’m sure that if I did I’d like him just fine.
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