Faced with the prospect of a grueling all-day tour (and a vegetarian lunch), I decided to fortify myself with a well-balanced breakfast of Eggs Benny, four kinds of dim sum, some smoked fish, grilled salmon, and two pieces of papaya (again, purely for decorative purposes). And it’s a good thing I did because it was a full six hours later by the time we sat down to lunch! Between meals, we switched off three buses to finally get to Lantau (literally “broken head”) Island where the last bus transported us up a steep and winding single-lane mountain road. As we motored along, occasionally pulling over to allow the oncoming vehicles to pass, my mind wandered to the tourist tragedy snippets that occasionally found their way into the international section of my local newspaper. No more than a paragraph in length, these little blurbs tended to involve narrow winding mountain roads (check!), a tour bus that witnesses would later report was traveling at an excessive speed (check!), bad weather in the form of rain or, worse, fog (check and check!), and the words “plunge”, “mangled”, and “bottom of a ravine”.

Thankfully, we reached the Po Lin Monastery safe and sound and there, we were treated to a stroll through an assortment of souvenir shops and a fog-obscured view of the famed Giant Bronze Buddha. Then, it was down to the restaurant for a complimentary lunch prepared by the local monks.

As it turned out, the vegetarian lunch was surprisingly good (then again, by this point I was downright ravenous). I feasted on tofu, broccoli, taro, beancurd skin, and a dish that contained something that tasted suspiciously like meat. With lunch out of the way, it was back on the bus for a trip to the nearby cable car station. Now I like heights about as much as the next guy who happens to be terrified of heights, but I thought I was doing a pretty good job of hiding my general apprehension as we made the steep descent – until, that is, we broke through the wall of fog and I was treated to a spectacularly terrifying view of long drop down. I don’t know how I reacted exactly, but apparently the look on my face was enough to trigger prolonged laughter from the elderly Indian couple seated directly across from us.

By the time we made it back to the hotel, we were both exhausted. We rested up, changed, and then headed down to one of the hotel restaurants for another underwhelming dinner. We started with Monk Jumps Over the Wall, a hearty soup that included double-boiled abalone, sharkfin, conpoy, sea cucumber, silky chicken, and mushrooms. We followed with a passable “stuffed crab in its shell”, terrific squab two ways, a good “sweet and sour groupa”, an odd “bamboo fungus stuffed with diced vegetables”, and an even odder “baked rice with hairy crab roe and mixed meat”. We skipped dessert and headed back to the room where I would later work on my blog and, while my wife was off getting a massage, desperately turn the place upside-down looking for the lone French macaron she swore she hadn’t eaten (but, in fact, had thrown out that morning).

Tomorrow’s forecast calls for overcast skies with a chance of precipitation and crispy eel.

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Carolina
Carolina

Errrr, I’m starting to doubt I’m all into food and that I would eat almost anything… LOL are you sure it’s all delicious or you are just showing off smile

Alan Lary
Alan Lary

Hi Joe and Fondi, I see that you have settled in and enjoying your trip. Feasting is a big part of your enjoyment and yet there is no mention of great chocolate or did I miss that.

It is good to see how Joe sees and feels life and the world.

Continue to enjoy and some great pictures, yummy.

Alan

Alan Lary
Alan Lary

Hi Joe, I have had problems logging on. Just testing to see if you can receive my message.
Enjoy your trip.
Alan

Sis
Sis

Hey Kids!
We are enjoying the company of the pugs in the snow – it now reaches the top of their heads and only Max dares tunnel through the snow like a tank. The museum visit sounded exhilarating. A little trick I learned from my brother that you may consider using – a few aspirins in Fondy’s water may allow you a few extra hours sleep. Have fun.

mcewen
mcewen

Were you aware that the photos on your early flickr postings are ‘not available.’ Just thought I’d mention it.
Best wishes