February 14, 2009: Nothing Says “I Love You” Like Thirty Dollars Worth of Flowers, An Expensive Meal, and A Heartfelt Card. Uh, Aside From Actual Saying “I Love You”.

Like most men, I consider Valentine’s Day little more than a manufactured holiday specifically designed to exploit a lacking in many modern relationships, the result of living in a fast-moving, modern world in which, more often than not, couples really don’t have the opportunity to properly express their affection for one another. Thus, this opportunity/celebration…