Civil War movie more topikal den grointment Grovet get from Free Clinik! Subject matter be ripped from headlines of newspaper guy sitting beside you reading on bus and den he get all mad and shouty, “Why you rip my paper?!”, and Monster try to explain me trying to make a point about how movie cast a mirror on life but instead of appreciating parallel, he start punching and Monster start kicking back and his wife start pulling Monster’s fur until driver kick us all off bus and Monster get splinter walking home becuz me lost flip-flop fly while kicking.

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Dis movier imagine near future where United States facing civil war between longtime pals, California and Texas, versus Washtingon D.C. Group of journalists decide to go on road trip to interview President, through veeeery dangerous American heartland. And… me not want to spoil it for you, but you probably do that yourself just watching Civil War becuz dis movie more prediktable den a Fozzie Bear punchline. Zero surprises! Mosnter feel like a psychik watching it. Only intersting ting about dis movie be soldier shoot-outs, but if dats what you like, you be better off playing Call of Doody instead.

Verdikt: Civil War like one of dose beautiful Pavarotti paintings you tink is one of a kind until you buy it and get home and realize he just fill in someone else’s paint-by-number art (P.S: Dis story also ripped from de headlines). 2 out of 5 chocolate chippee cookies.