September 1, 2023: News of Note!

The t-shirts I ordered finally arrived!

Which is your favorite? I’m partial to Roxxon Oil!

The study identified the worst offender as 51-year-old Herb Scofield of Eufaula, Alabama. https://t.co/ZdkgafSwFJ

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 1, 2023

It sounds like utter bullshit to me so I checked the article that cited a news release that cited the study – but clicking on the link led me to this –

Hmmmmm.

The results to this poll were very interesting…

Thoughts? I’d be Team Supervillain all the way.

Also…

What one flavor do you most miss from your childhood?
For me, it's the homemade cherry almond milk my mother made that was so labor intense and time consuming she only made it once. But it was delicious.
I also remember Fresca being…better.

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 1, 2023

A lot of interesting responses to this one.

Never trust someone who claps or slaps their leg when they laugh.

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) August 29, 2023

Someone asked me Why? and I told them that, drawing from my own experience, I can readily conclude that these individuals are untrustworthy.

Is this guy ever right about anything?

From the aches and pains department…

What is the most painful part of your body?
Why is it painful?
And what are you doing about it?
Me –
My right shoulder.
I may have a torn rotator cuff.
I'm sleeping on my back and doing stretches that don't seem to help.

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) August 29, 2023

Speaking of potential aches and pains…

My wife has shown a sudden interest in true crime podcasts specifically dedicated to Asian wives who off their husbands, in one instance disposing of his body in a giant kimchee pot.
On an unrelated note, I've been having trouble sleeping of late. pic.twitter.com/djF2mtvpvo

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) August 28, 2023

Today’s Yes/No…

7-Can Soup? Yes/No
Like something your six-year-old would come up with – this is a legit Food Network recipe.https://t.co/RTeY5Jo6Cx

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) September 1, 2023

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Donna OConnell

September 1, 2023 at 12:53 pm

Jim Cramer was shown to be wrong on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2009. He is trying to be people to join his club on investments.

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PBMom

September 2, 2023 at 12:33 pm

I’d be a superhero.

Flavor I miss the most: Chicken & dumplings that my mother or grandmother used to make (not sure which one).

Painful part: Currently? My ankle, back, knees. Why: Partial tendon tear & walking funny which is hurting my back and knees. Also have avascular necrosis in both knees so that isn’t helping either. Fortunately, my broken ribs seem to have finally healed. Then I have my chronic back pain from the cauda equina syndrome surgery & subsequent giant pseudomenigocele that had to be surgically removed which has left me with spinal arachnoiditis. Fun times! What am I doing about it: OTC meds, ice or heat, physical therapy.

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