It’s always great to receive recommendations about pick-ups and purchases I may enjoy, but I think that equally as important are the flashing red light warnings about those I should steer clear of.
And so, in that spirit, and in a desire to save you all the headache, here are some recent investments I have NOT enjoyed:
Akemi picked up this gum in Japan. She offered me a piece yesterday and, when I popped it into my mouth and started to chew, two thoughts ran through my mind: 1. I’ve been punked! 2. Am in any danger eating this?
Seriously. It tasted so bad that I actually wondered if it was toxic. If Lysol disinfectant came in a chewable mint flavor, this would be pretty close to it.
Like brushing your teeth with Crisco brand shortening.
It tastes really REALLY good for you.
If you’re looking to put on muscle mass, you need to work out and consume more protein. During the day, you can boost your protein intake with a delicious Pro Line Is-Advance vanilla post-workout shake. And, at night, top yourself off with some Dymatize Nutrition elite casein, chocolate flavor in name only, that tastes like the devil’s rectum. In powdered form.
Projected to torch the weak Jags D for well over 20 points, I decided to pick up Case Keenum off waivers and play him over both Carson Palmer and Philip Rivers. The result? A lackluster 4.96 points and a premature end to my Snow Monkeys fantasy football season.
If you’ve got any questions you’ve dying to ask, now is the time to post them to the comments section. I’ll be answering all your queries (burning or otherwise) in the coming days, so don’t be shy!