To date, the 2026 year in horror is mighty similar to the 2025 year in horror – overall, meh.

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Cold Storage

When a dangerous fungus escapes from a secret lab, a former bioterrorism agent teams up with two young employees to confront the invisible, out-of-control threat.

My thoughts: Doesn’t take itself seriously, but still not very good.

2.5/5

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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

As Spike is inducted into Jimmy Crystal’s gang on the mainland, Dr. Kelson makes a discovery that could alter the world.

My thoughts: The Jimmies story is clunky and unclever, but the Ian-Samson is truly compelling. For a zombie movie, it could have used roughly 50% more zombie action.

3.5/5

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Be My Valentine

Gina documents her relationship journey, growing more and more obsessed with Zach to the point of bloody consequences.

My thoughts: Predictable, amateurish production.

1.5/5


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  1. Not much beats “Train to Buscan” for a zombie flick. Thanks for the reviews!

    Have a great weekend!

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