Dis be a movie about a cat who demonstrate quick-tinking, courage, and strong will-to-survive during alien invasion of Earth.
Cat taking bus, just minding own bizness, when aliens attack! Dey hunt by sound so cat very careful. He not meow. He not make noise. He walk around very light on his paws. Humans, meanwhile, clunk around, knocking tings over, and move in crowds so dat if one of dem shout, dey give away everyone’s position to make it easier for alien to kill dem. Cat try to steer clear of stupid humans, but stupid humans keep snagging cat like dey be doing it a favor. Anyway, cat story pretty riveting, but most rest of movie bogged down by boring human side stories.
SMH (Shake Monster Head). Cat not even in movie poster!
First movie in dis franchise be like friend buying you delicious ice cream sandwich you love. Second movie be like friend buying you another ice cream sandwich becuz you loved first one so much and you say “What de hell” and eat it but it not as good as first ice cream sandwich. Now DIS movie be like friend buying you one more ice cream sandwich becuz you liked first two and you be like “Hooboy!” but eat anyway and it not even as good as second sandwich and also contain frozen buttercream instead of aktual ice cream.
Yep. A Quiet Place: Day One be turd sandwich.
Verdikt: 2.5 out of 5 chocolate chippee cookies.
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