What is soccer?  "Soccer — also known as "the boring football" — consists of large groups of players kicking a ball, then chasing said ball back and forth on a field for extended periods of time." http://www.cracked.com/article_14785_cracked-faq-world-cup.html "If there's anything that resonates with the World Cup spirit, it's hundreds and hundreds of cheering, excitable, weirdly…