December 31, 2006

The dawn of each season brings ideas galoreSome which survive, others shown the door,Like that time travel story, or the love romp not done, Or the Dark Daniel arc trimmed from six tales to one. We begin each new year with the best of intentions,Seeking to craft our inspired inventions.But conditions are altered, storylines change,From…

December 30, 2006

I hear Disney is taking some of their titles off store shelves and putting them "in the vault". In a matter of weeks, titles such as The Chronicles of Narnia, Bambi: Special Edition, and Lady and the Tramp: 50th Anniversary Edition will become unavailable (until a time of Disney's choosing when they will naturally be…

December 29, 2006

My wife loves boardgames. I think it must be a genetic predisposition because, every holiday, whenever she and her sisters get together, they end up playing into the wee hours of the night, loosening such shouts, shrieks, and maniacal laughter that you'd think they were playing Scattegories: The Bloodsport Edition. I prefer to steer clear…

December 26, 2006

In the Summer it’s the mosquitoes, in the Spring it’s the house flies, and in the Fall it’s those big-ass spiders that emerge from the darkest recesses of your basement to traipse across the carpeted floor whenever you happen to be entertaining. You’d think that Winter would be clear of such nuisances but, in fact,…

December 24, 2006

Remember those ten pounds I lost over the course of the past month? Well, I think I've gained them all back over the course of tonight's meal. For dinner: Fondy's super-garlicky garden salad, oven-roasted asparagus, sis's super-garlicky mashed potatoes, mom's canelloni stuffed with sweet ricotta cheese, mom's lasagna, mom's eggplant parmesean (my favorite), oven-baked mussels…

December 23, 2006

I have never enjoyed traveling. Specifically, the “traveling” part of “traveling”. The board a plane and fly for five hours/get into a car and drive for half a day/catch a bus before transferring onto the subway and then catching a train only to miss your connection and have to spend three hours cooling your heels…

December 21, 2006

The cold night air swept in through the partially open doorway, chilling me through my modest t-shirt, as the Greenpeace volunteer yammered on about bears and whales. I could hear the clatter of my wife starting on dinner, snug and cozy back in the kitchen, no doubt reflecting on my rotten luck. “Sucker,”she was probably…

December 19, 2006

Pursuant to yesterday’s Olympic tirade comes word out of Montreal that, after 30 years, the city has finally paid off the cost of its Olympic stadium. Congratulations to all those who helped make Opération Elephant Blanc such a rousing success.   The news didn’t do much to inspire the dogs who are clearly resting up…

December 18, 2006

The Winter Olympics are coming (God help us)! Only four short years before we can once again thrill to world-class displays of athletic prowess in events such as curling, the bobsled, and the skeleton. Move over football and baseball. Here come sports that the every day individual can relate to. What child hasn’t dreamed of…